Mass Effect - most disappointing sex scene ever.

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#1 citizen-zero
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I just beat the game today....and that sex scene sucked.....what's all the controversy about? It was awful....kids wouldn't even understand what's going on..Thats how bad the 30 seconds are......It's an M game for **** sake.....the least they could have done is put in some nipples. Where is the nudity that the back of the box promised?

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#2 luckystar23
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Umm...are you serious?
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#3 wreak
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if you want to see boobs that badly just go watch some porn. the point of the sex scene is to basicly show that you have created an emotional bond w/ another character, plus these kinds of relationships will caryy over into the next game.
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#4 1_Hit_Killer
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This topic is just sad.
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#5 zoe256
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Yeah, the sex scene does not live up to the 'hype', it is very tame it's meant to be romantic and further the relationship storyline. It just shows that these people on the TV didn't bother to do their research otherwise they would have realised it was rated a '12' age rating (and whatever equivilant around the world) for a reason...
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#6 LightColor
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yo dis guy is sex crazed in a video game lol, its best u probably stick wit anime lol
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#7 msjr78
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Maybe that Fox report got this guy excited, so that's why he played it.
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#8 OnLineKilla
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Damn, this is just sad. Go get some porn. Or watch this guy's sig of olivia munn licking everything in sight, I know I am =)
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#9 SnipeyMcSnipe
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Don't let Cooper Lawrence read this thread
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#10 sarmini
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Youre whining because of a sex scene in a video game where the figures are pixels didnt show any nudity aside from a butt...

Dude, get out and get laid.

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#11 FearNinja
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My gosh sir, what were looking for in that game? A great sci-fi experiance or alien love porn? [FearNinja then looks up to the heavens and thanks God for his girlfriend]
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if you want to see boobs that badly just go watch some porn. the point of the sex scene is to basicly show that you have created an emotional bond w/ another character, plus these kinds of relationships will caryy over into the next game.wreak
so you say they will carry over in mass effect 2...what happens if you have 2 files on there..which one will it take...cause i have 2 files..one renegade and one paragon????
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#13 msjr78
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[QUOTE="wreak"]if you want to see boobs that badly just go watch some porn. the point of the sex scene is to basicly show that you have created an emotional bond w/ another character, plus these kinds of relationships will caryy over into the next game.HellRazer360
so you say they will carry over in mass effect 2...what happens if you have 2 files on there..which one will it take...cause i have 2 files..one renegade and one paragon????

They'll probably work that stuff into conversation like they did with KOTOR 2. Early in KOTOR 2, you have a conversation about your previous character. Basic stuff like, if you were male or female and good or evil. It's up to you to be consistent. I doubt they would base it on save data if not everyone had the first Mass Effect.
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[QUOTE="HellRazer360"][QUOTE="wreak"]if you want to see boobs that badly just go watch some porn. the point of the sex scene is to basicly show that you have created an emotional bond w/ another character, plus these kinds of relationships will caryy over into the next game.msjr78
so you say they will carry over in mass effect 2...what happens if you have 2 files on there..which one will it take...cause i have 2 files..one renegade and one paragon????

They'll probably work that stuff into conversation like they did with KOTOR 2. Early in KOTOR 2, you have a conversation about your previous character. Basic stuff like, if you were male or female and good or evil. It's up to you to be consistent. I doubt they would base it on save data if not everyone had the first Mass Effect.

[QUOTE="HellRazer360"][QUOTE="wreak"]if you want to see boobs that badly just go watch some porn. the point of the sex scene is to basicly show that you have created an emotional bond w/ another character, plus these kinds of relationships will caryy over into the next game.msjr78
so you say they will carry over in mass effect 2...what happens if you have 2 files on there..which one will it take...cause i have 2 files..one renegade and one paragon????

They'll probably work that stuff into conversation like they did with KOTOR 2. Early in KOTOR 2, you have a conversation about your previous character. Basic stuff like, if you were male or female and good or evil. It's up to you to be consistent. I doubt they would base it on save data if not everyone had the first Mass Effect.

why wouldn't they base it on that? It could be multi-dimensional...it would scan hdd, if you had save data, it would import it....if not, start from scratch

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#15 Ket87
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I just beat the game today....and that sex scene sucked.....what's all the controversy about? It was awful....kids wouldn't even understand what's going on..Thats how bad the 30 seconds are......It's an M game for **** sake.....the least they could have done is put in some nipples. Where is the nudity that the back of the box promised?

citizen-zero

If you want to see sex watch porn. This a video-game not Cinemax.

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#16 ratchet3
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If you want some good porn then rent a porno.
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#17 elvisisgod
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This topic is just sad.1_Hit_Killer

Couldn't have said it better myself....

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#18 Targrathek
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its a video game for christ's sake. get over it. if you want to sex boobs so bad, watch some porn. don't look for it in a video game.
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#19 msjr78
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its a video game for christ's sake. get over it. if you want to sex boobs so bad, watch some porn. don't look for it in a video game.Targrathek
Unless you live in Japan.
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#20 lman013
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Damn, this is just sad. Go get some porn. Or watch this guy's sig of olivia munn licking everything in sight, I know I am =)OnLineKilla

lol i think we all are

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#21 dcyple
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LOL funny......:P
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#22 david60639
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They got some good games in Japan.
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#23 jvmva
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exactly
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#24 dreadedred19
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[QUOTE="OnLineKilla"]Damn, this is just sad. Go get some porn. Or watch this guy's sig of olivia munn licking everything in sight, I know I am =)lman013

lol i think we all are

Because who needs porn when you have Olivia Munn licking everything? Oh, the world is a GREAT place.

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#25 bigdaddy9202
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I have heard the stereotype that gamers are nerds, but I have yet to meet a nerd gamer. I would like to thank you for proving that some of us gamers are not only nerds, but perverted dorks aswell. playboy the mansion had nipples, if thats all your looking for play that. When your ready for a good game Mass Effect will still be here for you.
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#26 DarkHandlez
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U want some good stuff. go watch "2 girls 1 cup":P
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#27 bluem00se
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I just beat the game today....and that sex scene sucked.....what's all the controversy about? It was awful....kids wouldn't even understand what's going on..Thats how bad the 30 seconds are......It's an M game for **** sake.....the least they could have done is put in some nipples. Where is the nudity that the back of the box promised?

citizen-zero
If you want to see some sex just watch some porn. Geez... It's a Sci-Fi Action RPG. It's Mass Effect, not Ass Effect
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#28 Shuppie
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When is "Ass Effect" going to be available? That sounds like a great game! :-)

And thank you to whoever put these shots of Olivia Munn licking things in their posts. They made reading this silly thread well worth the time spent.

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#29 DarkHandlez
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oh yea, one more thing out of curiousty. if it was the sex seen u wanted how would u play the game with only one free hand.:P
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#30 vicscrape
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U want some good stuff. go watch "2 girls 1 cup":PDarkHandlez

you sir, are a genius! :D

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#31 iboo01
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This topic is just sad.1_Hit_Killer

Very!

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#32 wreak
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[QUOTE="wreak"]if you want to see boobs that badly just go watch some porn. the point of the sex scene is to basicly show that you have created an emotional bond w/ another character, plus these kinds of relationships will caryy over into the next game.HellRazer360
so you say they will carry over in mass effect 2...what happens if you have 2 files on there..which one will it take...cause i have 2 files..one renegade and one paragon????

you basicly pic your favourite career save file yourself, and i would assume that it will pick up from there, same shepard you made in mass effect 1 and everything.

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#33 OfficialBed
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if you want to see boobs that badly just go watch some porn. the point of the sex scene is to basicly show that you have created an emotional bond w/ another character, plus these kinds of relationships will caryy over into the next game.wreak

haha...you got it

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#34 marvingamebeast
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it is a video game, not porn
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#35 freshcutgrass1
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Just a shot in the dark, but maybe gamers don't play games for sex scenes. Or am I the weird one ? :)
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#36 freshcutgrass1
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Just a shot in the dark, but maybe gamers don't play games for sex scenes. Or am I the weird one ? :)freshcutgrass1
That was my best post ever HAHA
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#37 dreadedred19
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oh yea, one more thing out of curiousty. if it was the sex seen u wanted how would u play the game with only one free hand.:P DarkHandlez

HA! NOW THATS FUNNY!

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#38 Demeritus
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if you were playing a game for a sex scene you should have gone with an AO game or just gotten on the internet (like you did) go to any search engine and type porn, and bam there you go the game has a sex scene, whoopty do thats not the reason i bought it but to each their own i suppose

p.s. you say its the worst scene ever, what games have YOU been playing that have "good" sex scenes?