My Girlfriend the Gamer

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#1 dominer
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my girlfriend is addicted to her games she doesnt pay attention to me as much as she should and so ibroke herbarbiehorseadventures game now shes really mad at me i tried to buy her a new game but she remains stubborn i dont know what to do :(
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#5 CJMcDursty
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I nominate this thread as the Post of The Year:D:D (she shouldn't have broken your halos)!!!!!!!

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#6 -Ven-
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What, is your girlfriend 12? No, it's cool man.. different strokes for different folks! (nice topic bro ;) )
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#8 Magical_Zebra
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my girlfriend is addicted to her games she doesnt pay attention to me as much as she should and so ibroke herbarbiehorseadventures game now shes really mad at me i tried to buy her a new game but she remains stubborn i dont know what to do :(dominer

Tell her that Barbie ran away with Ken and is never coming back. Also tell here that Halo>Barbiehorseadventure. ;)

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#9 Unholy_Sword
Member since 2007 • 109 Posts

:Profl its not that you broke the game its that you hurt her feelings... I think.:shock: Plus some guys would kill for a girl who can game as much as him.

:?... XBOX 360 >.>

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#10 Trickshot771
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Cute.
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#11 Gladestone1
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[QUOTE="dominer"]my girlfriend is addicted to her games she doesnt pay attention to me as much as she should and so ibroke herbarbiehorseadventures game now shes really mad at me i tried to buy her a new game but she remains stubborn i dont know what to do :(Magical_Zebra

Tell her that Barbie ran away with Ken and is never coming back. Also tell here that Halo>Barbiehorseadventure. ;)

Nah Barbie had a comming out of the closet issue last week...She told every one she is lesbian now..Sigh all the good looking ones always go there kidding..Well at least barbs better looking than rossie o donnel..Man that broad is manly looking..

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#13 Kakua_Omari
Member since 2005 • 939 Posts
I wouldn't call playing a barbie game "gaming" per se. but dude seriously how old is she? Find her like harvest moon or something and tell her its a hundred times better than barbie -_-
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#15 Unholy_Sword
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Get naked, go to her, give her a big hug, and go on a one man streak across the state.

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#16 Muhannad_basic
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LOL, this is the reason why we never see girls on this forum.
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#17 Dub_c6969
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LOLreubendarosa
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#18 Shade-Blade
Member since 2007 • 4930 Posts
Dude, I wish my girl played as much games asI do. Hell, I wish she even liked games! She absolutly hates them!
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#19 Halo3FTW
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Good pay back... but she broke your halo.... that should of cost her at least a thumb
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#20 chrisark
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[QUOTE="dominer"]my girlfriend is addicted to her games she doesnt pay attention to me as much as she should and so ibroke herbarbiehorseadventures game now shes really mad at me i tried to buy her a new game but she remains stubborn i dont know what to do :(BreakingPoint8
Tell her to get back in the kitchen and know her place.

LMAO and witht hat kind of answer you would be knocked out in a heart beat...Women don't like to be chained in the kitchen....well not all of them at least ;).

Dude I feel your pain, hell hath no fury like a womens scorn. So my advice. Blind fold her, put her in the car, take her to the nearest Game shop and un blind fold her and tell her she can have what ever game she pleases. And if that don't work.

Lay rose petals all through your house leading to the dining room and have candle's lit everywhere for ombiance. and then have a romantic dinner.

Hope it works out for you dude.

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#22 steveslugga
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[QUOTE="BreakingPoint8"][QUOTE="dominer"]my girlfriend is addicted to her games she doesnt pay attention to me as much as she should and so ibroke herbarbiehorseadventures game now shes really mad at me i tried to buy her a new game but she remains stubborn i dont know what to do :(chrisark

Tell her to get back in the kitchen and know her place.

LMAO and witht hat kind of answer you would be knocked out in a heart beat...Women don't like to be chained in the kitchen....well not all of them at least ;).

Dude I feel your pain, hell hath no fury like a womens scorn. So my advice. Blind fold her, put her in the car, take her to the nearest Game shop and un blind fold her and tell her she can have what ever game she pleases. And if that don't work.

Lay rose petals all through your house leading to the dining room and have candle's lit everywhere for ombiance. and then have a romantic dinner.

Hope it works out for you dude.

haha i like ur style....ur hired!
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#23 FinalMyrmidon
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This is all some massive joke, right? This absurd incident never happened, no one would think it was cute if it did, and no one ever offered the horrendous advice proferred above, right? Cause...if all of this has been genuine, then I think I'd rather not be considered a 'gamer.' I'll re-write it as a passing hobby that I indulge in when I have nothing better to do. I'll just omit that there are very rarely things better to do.

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#25 092093
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Tell her to get back in the kitchen and know her place.
BreakingPoint8
Wow, I hope that was meant to be a joke, if not prepare for a life of divorces (unless you manage to buy a Stepford wife).

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Anyways....Barbie? lol

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#26 steveslugga
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my women go by the 3 c's.....cook, clean, concieve hahaha
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#27 imafreshman
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Troll for fake girlfriend? Eh? This is a useless thread. Barbie horse Adventures is the best game ever made!(The graphics and gameplay are like real life, this kind of reminds me of something. Oh yeah this thread because nobody should believe you after you say girlfriend.) Have a beautiful day qith your imaginary friend. Dont dry hump the pillows too hard. Im just messing with you.
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#28 steveslugga
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Troll for fake girlfriend? Eh? This is a useless thread. Barbie horse Adventures is the best game ever made!(The graphics and gameplay are like real life, this kind of reminds me of something. Oh yeah this thread because nobody should believe you after you say girlfriend.) Have a beautiful day qith your imaginary friend. Dont dry hump the pillows too hard. Im just messing with you.imafreshman
wow i should rip ur skull out true scorpion style, but its just a joke so HA HA HA
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#29 gamenux
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Wait till you get mass effect and she will be online all the time talking with all the boys in the game.

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#30 imafreshman
Member since 2004 • 221 Posts
Am I gonna have to Sub zero all of your ass. (ha that sounds so gay Freeze **** JK
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#31 steveslugga
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Am I gonna have to Sub zero all of your ass. (ha that sounds so gay Freeze **** JKimafreshman
GET OVER HERE!!! lol
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#32 imafreshman
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This is going nowhere. LEts team up to kill ryu from streetfighter.(cussin in front of all the little kids) What a B@st@rd.

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#33 Juggernaut140
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Why don't girls need umbrellas? Because it doesn't rain between the kitchen and the bed. Anyway... actually, I don't have much else to say....w4rgasm

*gives you a high five* that was great, do you mind if i use it?

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#35 insane_metalist
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I nominate this thread as the Post of The Year:D:D (she shouldn't have broken your halos)!!!!!!!

CJMcDursty
true :P
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#36 gp19
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Along with the other thread they should be THREAD OF THE YEAR!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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#37 MichaeltheCM
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wow this is going to get locked
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#38 AtomicBaconBits
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[QUOTE="dominer"]my girlfriend is addicted to her games she doesnt pay attention to me as much as she should and so ibroke herbarbiehorseadventures game now shes really mad at me i tried to buy her a new game but she remains stubborn i dont know what to do :(BreakingPoint8
Tell her to get back in the kitchen and know her place.

I sure hope this is sarcasm...:|
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#39 DrDeath10
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Why don't girls need umbrellas? Because it doesn't rain between the kitchen and the bed. Anyway... actually, I don't have much else to say....w4rgasm

I don't know how to respond to that. It's incredible how people can talk anonymity of the internet.

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#40 hashyboy
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what do you mean by girlfriend?
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#41 clyde46
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women go nuts if you break anything as such as a nail. but we blokes just have to live with it, as the the old saying goes "you reep what you sow". so if you have a nice friendly, claim relatioship and let the lady of your live have her own way sometimes then the "REWARDS" are oo so sweet if you know what i mean;)
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#44 sonic0491
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set up something really romantic *possibly to get to the mood or just to be nice* (possibly with a game theme) and treat her out to something make her feel good and have fun, get her out and away from it just for his sake :P)

i had the exact same problem- wooed her out then we had a lovely night ;P she was very greatful

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#46 imafreshman
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what do you mean by girlfriend?hashyboy

He means his sister.

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#47 EpidemicAHazard
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Get naked, go to her, give her a big hug, and go on a one man streak across the state.

Unholy_Sword

..............................................no..........lol

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#48 Doc_Proc
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:Profl its not that you broke the game its that you hurt her feelings... I think.:shock: Plus some guys would kill for a girl who can game as much as him.

:?... XBOX 360 >.>

Unholy_Sword

I have one that does play as much as I do and it's not all that it's cracked up to be. Yeah @ 1st it was great but there are times she need to put it down and she don't so right now I'm trying to get her to take time away from it and pick up another hobby.

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#49 Bruce_McGivern
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It's funny... last year my girlfriend got a PStwo and when she asked me about games I just went "here" and tossed Devil May Cry and GTA:VC At here. AND SHE LOVES THEM... I felt so proud... Now i'm gonna have her over and see if I can't get her into BioShock...
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#50 scotty992
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Slap her silly!

jk