My Xbox and my girlfriend...

My Xbox and my girlfriend don't realy have the best relationship.

She made me laugh my ass off earlier and I wanted to share with you guys. So she was complaining again about how I spend more time and attention on my xbox rather her. So I said: '' at least you know where i'm at, and you know i'm not out with some other girl, isn't that comforting''.

She said she'd rather have me bang some other chick. At least i'd do my thing and get back to her instead of sitting hours talking to guys that trash-talk all the time. lol.

what is "girlfriend"?fdsfgs

A female that feels that she's entitled to your thoughts, emotions, time and life in general just because she provides you with sex and good food.

She pretty much just gave you the go-ahead to sleep with another chick, dude. I say go for it.Ignignokt104

i conquer

whats sex?

[QUOTE="Ignignokt104"]She pretty much just gave you the go-ahead to sleep with another chick, dude. I say go for it.APOLLOCJD

i conquer

he may conquer, but I concur. Do it before she changes her mind.

My Xbox and my girlfriend don't realy have the best relationship.

She made me laugh my ass off earlier and I wanted to share with you guys. So she was complaining again about how I spend more time and attention on my xbox rather her. So I said: '' at least you know where i'm at, and you know i'm not out with some other girl, isn't that comforting''.

She said she'd rather have me bang some other chick. At least i'd do my thing and get back to her instead of sitting hours talking to guys that trash-talk all the time. lol.

Raqueem

What was the actual point of this thread? Was it to tell us that you have problems that you would rather play your x box than hanging out with your girl friend?

what is "girlfriend"?fdsfgs

ROFL

[QUOTE="Raqueem"]

My Xbox and my girlfriend don't realy have the best relationship.

She made me laugh my ass off earlier and I wanted to share with you guys. So she was complaining again about how I spend more time and attention on my xbox rather her. So I said: '' at least you know where i'm at, and you know i'm not out with some other girl, isn't that comforting''.

She said she'd rather have me bang some other chick. At least i'd do my thing and get back to her instead of sitting hours talking to guys that trash-talk all the time. lol.

Expo_Smacko

What was the actual point of this thread? Was it to tell us that you have problems that you would rather play your x box than hanging out with your girl friend?

There's no point actually. As I mention above, i'm just sharing something I found to be amusing.

I did wonder however if anybody else had a similar issue with his girl when it comes to gaming.

I do hang out with her, I even went to the opera with her. Once, but at least I did.

sounds like u can be a pimp u get ur 360 and two girls to be around :P

maybe u should find time to hang out with her and do something.

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she's cheating on u with a ps3.

She pretty much just gave you the go-ahead to sleep with another chick, dude. I say go for it.Ignignokt104

[QUOTE="fdsfgs"]what is "girlfriend"?Raqueem

A female that feels that she's entitled to your thoughts, emotions, time and life in general just because she provides you with sex and good food.

but sometimes you have to substitue sex and good food with cleaning...we generally ax out the good food portion

[QUOTE="fdsfgs"]what is "girlfriend"?Raqueem

A female that feels that she's entitled to your thoughts, emotions, time and life in general just because she provides you with sex and good food.

She used to complain when all I did was party with my friends, now I sit at home and she still complains. I just think thats what they do.:roll:lolkie_81

My Xbox and my girlfriend don't realy have the best relationship.

She made me laugh my ass off earlier and I wanted to share with you guys. So she was complaining again about how I spend more time and attention on my xbox rather her. So I said: '' at least you know where i'm at, and you know i'm not out with some other girl, isn't that comforting''.

She said she'd rather have me bang some other chick. At least i'd do my thing and get back to her instead of sitting hours talking to guys that trash-talk all the time. lol.

Raqueem

hahaha that is hilarious...im gonna have to tell my gf that story, hopefully she will say the same thing ;)

but its true, if i didnt ahve a gf i wouldnt be playing as much i would be out chasing tail

[QUOTE="Raqueem"]

My Xbox and my girlfriend don't realy have the best relationship.

She made me laugh my ass off earlier and I wanted to share with you guys. So she was complaining again about how I spend more time and attention on my xbox rather her. So I said: '' at least you know where i'm at, and you know i'm not out with some other girl, isn't that comforting''.

She said she'd rather have me bang some other chick. At least i'd do my thing and get back to her instead of sitting hours talking to guys that trash-talk all the time. lol.

Expo_Smacko

What was the actual point of this thread? Was it to tell us that you have problems that you would rather play your x box than hanging out with your girl friend?

I hate people like this. What was the point of you posting this? Sorry, no one thought you were cool for doing so. He has a valid point and he's in a situation that many of us are already in. I have a girlfriend of 5 years nearly and even with that big of a commitment she still get's annoyed when I want to just relax and game (especially when I get a new game). My usual time to game is at night when she's sleeping so I'm not blowing her off. Maybe you should go out and get a girlfriend so you'll be able to make a related and educated post.

whats sex?

doberman20

congratz.

[QUOTE="fdsfgs"]what is "girlfriend"?Raqueem

A female that feels that she's entitled to your thoughts, emotions, time and life in general just because she provides you with sex and good food.

thats a good enough reason for me :)

Get your priorities straight.

Single Player >>>>> Achievement Points >>>>> Girlfriend >>>> Online Multiplayer (Unless it's for points)

[QUOTE="lolkie_81"] She used to complain when all I did was party with my friends, now I sit at home and she still complains. I just think thats what they do.:roll:MsCortana

I agree, i broke up with my ex, cause she was one of those demanding types(couldn't go out with my friends, she'd spend more time at my house then her own place, and didn't approve of my time spent gaming/online)...

Now i'm single, but have about 3 girls that I mess with each for different situations... one to sleep with and go out(hot), one to sleep with and play games(she's a butterface), and i have one that i sleep with and talk to(has a boyfriend so all we do is mess around)...

If you can't find yourself another girl, then let shorty know that you bought these games for entertainment and that you want your money's worth!

She pretty much just gave you the go-ahead to sleep with another chick, dude. I say go for it.Ignignokt104

No she didn't. She said she'd rather that because it would take less of her time away. That's very different from a trade-off which is what you're implying. With the situation presented here, it's a damned if you do, damned if you don't.

Give her the boot, its gonna end soon anyway! What a b*tch.

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[QUOTE="APOLLOCJD"]

[QUOTE="Ignignokt104"]She pretty much just gave you the go-ahead to sleep with another chick, dude. I say go for it.MattRushmore

i conquer

he may conquer, but I concur. Do it before she changes her mind.

[QUOTE="MsCortana"][QUOTE="lolkie_81"] She used to complain when all I did was party with my friends, now I sit at home and she still complains. I just think thats what they do.:roll:AtlanticRock

I agree, i broke up with my ex, cause she was one of those demanding types(couldn't go out with my friends, she'd spend more time at my house then her own place, and didn't approve of my time spent gaming/online)...

Now i'm single, but have about 3 girls that I mess with each for different situations... one to sleep with and go out(hot), one to sleep with and play games(she's a butterface), and i have one that i sleep with and talk to(has a boyfriend so all we do is mess around)...

If you can't find yourself another girl, then let shorty know that you bought these games for entertainment and that you want your money's worth!

oohhhh those days before dipers sob(dont take it wrong i was crying)

So she was complaining again about how I spend more time and attention on my xbox rather her.

Raqueem

Wow. That sounds like my wife.

I just say "Xbox keeps me off crack." haha

[QUOTE="Ignignokt104"]She pretty much just gave you the go-ahead to sleep with another chick, dude. I say go for it.nosferatu

No she didn't. She said she'd rather that because it would take less of her time away. That's very different from a trade-off which is what you're implying. With the situation presented here, it's a damned if you do, damned if you don't.

It was a joke...

I have to say I have the best girlfriend, she will be like...Will you go play COD4 it is fun to watch. Plus she says it helps HER relax while I am playing it. Plus it gets her in a....um...good mood.....so when you see that guy that is just standing there with the light bulb above his head ruining his kill/death ratio...that is me....hi nice to meet you.

i mean why dont you bang your xbox lolroco01

She's just a girl. Find a hip-cute asian/indian girl that KNOWS how to play games, they're awesome in bed too... trust meAtlanticRock

what is "girlfriend"?fdsfgs

this is from wiki: 'The term is most commonly used to describe any female person who is in a romantic relationship with another person."

hmm so it seems it's when the male unit and the female unit have a correlation of activities together without any sort of prenuptial agreement involved *snort*

Its this thing called a female, what ever somin like that. Basicly, all they do is make sandwhiches, and on demand. Oh and btw, I think they say they have rights, or soming, Funny eh?

xD Im just joshing you guyz.

[QUOTE="AtlanticRock"]She's just a girl. Find a hip-cute asian/indian girl that KNOWS how to play games, they're awesome in bed too... trust megameroz

I date mostly indian girls, it's my fetish, they turn me on like REAL bad. I think it's cause while i was growing up I watch Aladdin one too many times and Jasmine was like ultra hot... So yeah, I mess with Indian girls... I'm in Brooklyn, New York. I travel to Ozone Park, Queens, where most indian (Guyanese, Trinidadian, and Paki) girls live... I don't know bout Asian girls, my friend is married to one, cause she's a gamer and they're extremely happy... I don't know why but the majority of NYC indian/asian girls are into games... I don't know where you're from but thats how it works here on the East Coast.

[QUOTE="gameroz"][QUOTE="AtlanticRock"]She's just a girl. Find a hip-cute asian/indian girl that KNOWS how to play games, they're awesome in bed too... trust meAtlanticRock

I date mostly indian girls, it's my fetish, they turn me on like REAL bad. I think it's cause while i was growing up I watch Aladdin one too many times and Jasmine was like ultra hot... So yeah, I mess with Indian girls... I'm in Brooklyn, New York. I travel to Ozone Park, Queens, where most indian (Guyanese, Trinidadian, and Paki) girls live... I don't know bout Asian girls, my friend is married to one, cause she's a gamer and they're extremely happy... I don't know why but the majority of NYC indian/asian girls are into games... I don't know where you're from but thats how it works here on the East Coast.

[QUOTE="AtlanticRock"]

[QUOTE="gameroz"][QUOTE="AtlanticRock"]She's just a girl. Find a hip-cute asian/indian girl that KNOWS how to play games, they're awesome in bed too... trust megameroz

I date mostly indian girls, it's my fetish, they turn me on like REAL bad. I think it's cause while i was growing up I watch Aladdin one too many times and Jasmine was like ultra hot... So yeah, I mess with Indian girls... I'm in Brooklyn, New York. I travel to Ozone Park, Queens, where most indian (Guyanese, Trinidadian, and Paki) girls live... I don't know bout Asian girls, my friend is married to one, cause she's a gamer and they're extremely happy... I don't know why but the majority of NYC indian/asian girls are into games... I don't know where you're from but thats how it works here on the East Coast.

I'm sorry, I just can't take this guy seriously.