"friend" keep licking his finger and sticking it in my ear while I am

He claims he is getting a beer or using the toilet, then he licks his finger and jams it into my ear. It is really gross and he keeps doing it and then he laughs. I know what you think. Just pause it while he leaves and comes back but I'm online and my scores will suffer if I do this. What do I do?

wtf??:|

Is this supposed to be in the xbox 360 forum??

How old are you guys?

Well, when your friend is playing a game then, get a high protection glove, and on your finger pour some acid on it and jam it into your friend's ear. Then proceed to laugh and point as they scream bloody murder.

Well, when your friend is playing a game then, get a high protection glove, and on your finger pour some acid on it and jam it into your friend's ear. Then proceed to laugh and point as they scream bloody murder.

Legendaryscmt

Why do you need advice, kick his ass and teach him a lesson so he doesn't do it anymore. What has become of civilization when someone needs to ask for advice on how to deal with their idiot friend.RAMRODtheMASTER

Snap the pricks neck

harperseth

Kick him in the nuts.

[QUOTE="Legendaryscmt"]

Well, when your friend is playing a game then, get a high protection glove, and on your finger pour some acid on it and jam it into your friend's ear. Then proceed to laugh and point as they scream bloody murder.

[QUOTE="Legendaryscmt"]

Well, when your friend is playing a game then, get a high protection glove, and on your finger pour some acid on it and jam it into your friend's ear. Then proceed to laugh and point as they scream bloody murder.

Lick his finger back.. That'll either scare him or things will just.. Go the way I want them to. ;)

This.bronxxbombers

This wins

Strange situation you have there

Just do it to him

I would say get friends that are older than 8 years old. Sepewrath

This is the best advice

Just do it to him

thelastguy

Kinky...

Stick your finger in your ear, and then shove it in his mouth... that'll stop him. But really, it's when he escalates the situation and licks his **** and tries to stick it in your ***, that's when you run... Fast.i_noseworthy

ok are you really asken this? just kick his ass!

Fire yor laz0r!!!!!!!!1

mod fail FTL

how is this not locked

anywho, **** him in the **** with your ****

thatll teach em

mod fail FTL

how is this not locked

anywho, **** him in the **** with your ****

thatll teach em

This is one weird ass topic but its **** funny!

[QUOTE="i-rock-socks"]

mod fail FTL

how is this not locked

anywho, **** him in the **** with your ****

thatll teach em

RAMRODtheMASTER

So do I.

[QUOTE="RAMRODtheMASTER"][QUOTE="i-rock-socks"]

mod fail FTL

how is this not locked

anywho, **** him in the **** with your ****

thatll teach em

So do I.

[QUOTE="Phoenix534"]

[QUOTE="RAMRODtheMASTER"] I kinda want to play mad libs with this post.bronxxbombers

So do I.

see thats what i do

i make you use your imagination

that way i dont get modded

I think he wants to be more then just your friend...

Punch him in the face with a baseball bat. Or a brick....

He claims he is getting a beer or using the toilet, then he licks his finger and jams it into my ear. It is really gross and he keeps doing it and then he laughs. I know what you think. Just pause it while he leaves and comes back but I'm online and my scores will suffer if I do this. What do I do?

smashtv

Sound like he likes you.

...... their are no words.

Lick his finger back.. That'll either scare him or things will just.. Go the way I want them to. ;)

craigalan23