Welcome to SSSES. My name is dave003. If you want to join SSSES you must meet these qualifications: 1. You still own your original Xbox 360 and it works. 2. You did not buy your Xbox 360 in the last six months. If you meet these qualification then clearly state the month and year you purchased your Xbox 360, and help yourself to a celebration muffin if said muffin is in your house. If you are allergic to muffins, celebration water is acceptable (but shunned upon as water is an Xbox 360 killer). Once muffin/water is consumed, state your SSSES position. I will demonstrate all of this. Owned original 360 since: December 2006 SSSES position: "Overlord Jacob thy Great" SSSES super stealth meetings and everything else will occur in this topic. This is SSSES headquarters. Our business is as follows. A) Form club. B) Brag about how our 360s have survived. (I AM A GENIUS) C) Reap the benefits. And if anyone starts another club for those meddling non-original 360 owners, the SSSES will be forced to engage. The SSSES is not for the fearful. Or those who hate muffins and water. It is for those who are super secret, and like stealth, and who are elite enough to form a squadron with a muffin in their mouth! SUPER SECRET STEALTH ELITE SQUADRON: LETS DO IT! IMPORTANT: The order of power goes in descending order of postage. All of you answer to Overlord Jacob thy Great! DESCENDING ORDER OF POWER: 1. Overlord Jacob thy Great (dave003) 2. Token Ninja (true_apollo) 3. The Muffin Man (donny666) 4. The Lord of Shadows (TheRevenant) 5. Oldest Original In SSSES (Futien)
SUPER SECRET STEALTH ELITE SQUADRON RULEZ: 1. There are no rules. 2. Absolutely no use of the letter X from this point. 3. Do not break rule 5. 4. You may speak about this club. 5. YOU MAY SPEAK ABOUT THIS CLUB. 6. No fat chicks, unless authorized by someone willing to make their name "Pink Daisy Beauty of the Divine Flowers of Yesteryear". 7. TOP SECRET -- ACCESS DENIED 8. Talk of Gears of War is permitted only if used in future tense. BREAKING ANY OF THESE RULES RESULTS IN A NEGATIVE POINT. GATHER THREE OF THESE AND YOU ARE BANISHED! And of course... 9. No non-original Xbox 360 spies. This will not be tolerated and we will be forced to take action! What is that action? Oh...just rule 7, that's all...so don't do it!
That's classified SSSES information. Only those who are in SSSES may know its many secrets, which will be cunningly hidden with the italic font of mystery. The benefits you will reap are your Super Secret Stealth Elite Squadron name and the power to tell people below you to do things...and stuff! The secret is right above here, shaded in italics. Join the club and it will reveal itself to you...
What benefits are to be reaped again? Since I assume I have to bring my own muffins.
It would also seem your above post broke rule #2 twice. One more and your out!
donny666
I am the Overlord Jacob thy Great! I answer to nobody except for The Great Turtle, and he will not be back for some time. All others must refer to Xbox 360 as '360' or 'Machine Z'.
What benefits are to be reaped again? Since I assume I have to bring my own muffins.
It would also seem your above post broke rule #2 twice. One more and your out!
dave003
I am the Overlord Jacob thy Great! I answer to nobody except for The Great Turtle, and he will not be back for some time. All others must refer to Xbox 360 as '360' or 'Machine Z'.
Noted, I didn't realize The Great Turtle was away. My apologies
LORD OF SHADOWS, I want you to turn step B in our plan into something else so people do not realize the lack of creativity of Overlord Jacob thy Great! SKIP TO IT!
bought mine august 8 2006 dead rising release date still runs although it could be on its last legs or it could use a good lens cleaning either way when im playing games they run as good as day one
LORD OF SHADOWS, I want you to turn step B in our plan into something else so people do not realize the lack of creativity of Overlord Jacob thy Great! SKIP TO IT!dave003
[QUOTE="dave003"]LORD OF SHADOWS, I want you to turn step B in our plan into something else so people do not realize the lack of creativity of Overlord Jacob thy Great! SKIP TO IT!TheRevanent
Overlord Jacob thy Great, my ninja minions have recently discovered that several oranizations have already rizen against us. There is the Allied Alliance Against Original 360's, the Unified Alliance For the Advancement of Broken 360's, and the United Original 360 Haters League. Fortunantely for us, they are so busy fighting each other over what to call themselves that we don't have to worry about them just yet.
Overlord Jacob thy Great, I feel the need to inform you that several oranizations have already rizen against us. There is the Allied Alliance Against Original 360's, the Unified Alliance For the Advancement of Broken 360's, and the United Original 360 Haters League. Fortunantely for us, they are so busy fighting each other over what to call themselves that we don't have to worry about them just yet.true_apollo
Excellent! I suggest we form a Super Secret Stealth Elite Squadron Strike Team (SSSES-TS-) to premptivaly hit them whilest they least eZpect us!
Keep an eye on them. I haven't seen any alliance in the Xbox 360 forums forming so all is well for now. Also if anyone is willing to join the SSSES in the position of "Cuddle Cub" I am willing to allow them to add anything they want to the original post in the topic. The only downside is that you are going to be getting cuddled from all sides, and you have the least power in SSSES for all time.
It appears that the Allied Alliance Against Original 360's has been meeting in secret in the most unlikely of places: the Fusion Frenzy 2 boards! I'll keep an eye on their progress to ensure that they don't become a threat.
Luckily nobody ever purchased Fuzion Frenzy 2. He won't be able to form a group. Overlord Jacob thy Great is not threatened by this but I will leave Token Ninja in charge UNTIL I GET BACK. Overlord Jacob thy Great must go celebrate 2008: another year of success for my original 360!
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