The new Xbox is here and it is called...

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#1 Hell_Dude
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SeXbox 3600

Want some good times but can't afford a real 360? Japan's so got your back. And your unmentionables. The SeXbox is a bag of fun that, despite the 360-inspired trimmings, doesn't come with any controllers. Or cables. Or power bricks, or headsets, or even a 360 console. So what does it come with, then?

Yes, for the cute and poignantprice of ¥3600 (USD$33), you get a schoolgirl costume. And some lotion. And something (with batteries included!) they're calling a "roter", but which looks (at least to out child-like eyes) like a milkshake blender. Why would schoolgirls need to blend milk-oh. Ooohhhh. Never mind.

From Kotaku.com

Damn...I love Japan.

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#2 XxSTILL_BORNxX
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LMFAO!!.......i would so buy this system.....:P
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#3 msdd9
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Wow. Just wow.
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#4 zypher315
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Hilarious.... absolutely hilarious. I swear that everyone Japan is on something.
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#5 therapyhiccup
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....lotion.... :lol:
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#6 magic_dragon
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I was expecting some noob to bring up the whole 360 ultimate thread again, but that that is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. What an odd culture... :D
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#7 lickenwing
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hahah thats awsome
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#8 eXists
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LMAO
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#9 hockeyfan37
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lol. Thats all their is to say.

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#10 thereal11
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lol thats crazy
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#11 nelfer320
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LMAO! You've just made my day! OMG!
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#12 the_offical_jim
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this thread is gunna get alot of replies.
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#13 skeeter1255
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o man lol now that funny dont we all just love japan!
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#14 stygiansanity
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lmao
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#15 Trickshot771
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Yeah I was reading about that. Japanese people are weird.
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#16 JFRocker
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I'd buy it if they offered a bundle that included a hot asian chick...

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#17 Hell_Dude
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Have someone seen this on ebay?
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#18 hongkingkong
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finally the thing will sell in Japan.
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#19 juicenpancakes
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i hear that theres a problem with a Red Ring of Herpes though...
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#20 Randini1977
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Wow. Just wow.msdd9

Dude, come on. That "expression" is played out. Fo' rizzle.

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#21 80bb1t1042
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hahahahaha thats hilarious!
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#22 lasagna435
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i hear that theres a problem with a Red Ring of Herpes though...juicenpancakes
Win.
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#23 Pure_Playa
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hahahahaha thats hilarious!80bb1t1042
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#24 Scarface_tm431
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[QUOTE="msdd9"]Wow. Just wow.Randini1977

Dude, come on. That "expression" is played out. Fo' rizzle.

It's a lot more apprpriate and useful than "Fo' rizzle'

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#25 clyde46
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epic win
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#26 boostud
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Achievement Unlocked: STDs
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#27 Randini1977
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[QUOTE="Randini1977"]

[QUOTE="msdd9"]Wow. Just wow.Scarface_tm431

Dude, come on. That "expression" is played out. Fo' rizzle.

It's a lot more apprpriate and useful than "Fo' rizzle'

*listens as it flies directly over your head*

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#28 lil_d_mack_314
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lmao

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#29 capthavic
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Hilarious.... absolutely hilarious. I swear that everyone Japan is on something.zypher315

Seriously. I was expecting a black market Xbox 360 in there but...wow

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#30 grunt1096
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That's some of the strangest S%#& I've seen in a long time.
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#31 Zombie_Eric
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LMFAO! Finally Microsoft will break into the Japanese market!