things in games that make no sense.

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#1 poordude1089
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This thread is for things that make absolutely no sense in a game.

For instance, Halo 3 ODST starts about halfway through Halo 2. As you drop into New Mombassa, Prophet's ship is leaving the planet. Why is it called Halo 3 ODST then? Why not just call it Halo ODST?

Also, firing one bullet from one pistol in Left 4 Dead while dual-wielding the things, then reloading, will cause you to reload both pistols. WHA?

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#2 MickeyTheNinja
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Whoa dude stop, you're blowing my freakin mind with your logics /sarcasm Theyre video games ..Viiideeoo GAAAMES. Not real, so it doesnt matter. On topic: Regenerating health is getting oldish and overplayed. And Zombies???? If someone dies they should stay dead, who thought of these fake fictional made up things?
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#3 Leo-Magic
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Game makes no sense, we all know that since the day we born. gaming is only about love or hate.
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#4 RobertBowen
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I could make a really long list about things that don't make sense in a lot of games, particularly FPS games, but I'll limit myself to ten pet hates:

- indestructable doors and windows. You have a rocket launcher, grenades, and lots of other weapons, but a glass window and a wooden door defeat you every time.

- lightweight objects that cannot be moved or destroyed, eg, chairs, lamps, bottles, etc., that seem to be glued in place and are impervious to rocket attack.

- exploding barrels (usually red in colour), ordinary barrels and wooden crates. Who manufactures these, and why do they seem to appear in almost every shooter?

- being able to carry every weapon in the game (rocket launchers, multiple machine guns, shotguns, pistols, knives, grenades, BFGs, etc.) and still run around like a maniac.

- not seeing any of these weapons or other equipment on your character in 3rd person (magic pocket syndrome).

- regenerating health

- not being able to jump in certain games, so you can't get past a one foot high obstacle.

- not being able to save a game when you want, but having to rely on checkpoint systems or no saves at all. And if you die, checkpoints that insist on showing you a long unskippable cut scene before you can continue playing. Some of us don't have that much free time!

- respawning enemies - particularly from rooms you've already cleared that have no possible other entry points.

- omniscient enemies that can track you through walls and floors and shoot you as soon as you turn a corner.

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#5 Leo-Magic
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Game makes no sense, we all know that since the day we born. gaming is only about love or hate.Leo-Magic
byt he way, I hope you enjoy the game.
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#6 x-2tha-z
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Most game characters never need to use the toilet.
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#7 Dordledum
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especially partial against respawning, unless as zombies, and then only once!

nothing worse than clearing out a level and having to start over again.

Oh yeah, what's up with disappearing corpses? where do they go?

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#8 chaoscougar1
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how do u enjoy any game when you are concentrating on such trivial ****
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#9 COSMICX815
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This thread is for things that make absolutely no sense in a game.

For instance, Halo 3 ODST starts about halfway through Halo 2. As you drop into New Mombassa, Prophet's ship is leaving the planet. Why is it called Halo 3 ODST then? Why not just call it Halo ODST?

Also, firing one bullet from one pistol in Left 4 Dead while dual-wielding the things, then reloading, will cause you to reload both pistols. WHA?

poordude1089

its called halo 3 ODST because it is an add-on to halo 3, its a map pack.Duh.

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#10 Dordledum
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how do u enjoy any game when you are concentrating on such trivial ****chaoscougar1

actually: games with respawning enemies, I do not enjoy that much!

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#11 MagikarpSplash
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I agree with not being able to jump in some games. I mean there's a small gap between where you are and where you have to be, so you have to take the long route, so annoying.
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#12 Large_Soda
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And what's with ODST's "SuperLegs"? When The Rookie jumped out of the crashed pod at the beginning he clearly should have broken his legs, but noooooooooooooooooo, I had to keep playing knowing this flaw had occurred! God! Games are so stupid!
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Having to shoot things in the head more then once...That and lag.
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#14 vashkey
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[QUOTE="poordude1089"]

This thread is for things that make absolutely no sense in a game.

For instance, Halo 3 ODST starts about halfway through Halo 2. As you drop into New Mombassa, Prophet's ship is leaving the planet. Why is it called Halo 3 ODST then? Why not just call it Halo ODST?

It's called Halo 3 ODST because ODST uses the same game engine as Halo 3 and the second disc contains the complete Halo 3 multiplayer experience.
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#16 monson21502
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really bad hair and ground graphics. systems were 400- 600 bucks this gen. cant we even get real looking hair and dirt roads???

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#17 Dordledum
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really bad hair and ground graphics. systems were 400- 600 bucks this gen. cant we even get real looking hair and dirt roads???

monson21502

good call on the hair thing!

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#18 TIE_Elite_Pilot
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Zelda is the biggest offender. Welcome to the vast and prosperous kingdom of Hyrule! Hey buddy, you know your "kingdom" is a town, a horse ranch, a lake, a couple of trees, and a sandbox right? There's maybe 50 people living here. 50 people does not a kingdom make. Where are the farms, where do you get your food, what do you trade and barter with, and why are there no roads leading out of this sh**ho** despite the fact you specifically mention the fact there are other population centers around.

volume_three

I lol'd. you musta' missed Majora's Mask. the way out of Hyrule is that left turn in the Lost Woods you never took.

my most recent pet-peeve in a game was how useless (in my opinion) the shotguns in CoD4 were. was your character in a coma for 4 years before the start of the game? who takes that long to pump a shotgun after it's fired?

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#19 vashkey
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Zelda is the biggest offender. Welcome to the vast and prosperous kingdom of Hyrule! Hey buddy, you know your "kingdom" is a town, a horse ranch, a lake, a couple of trees, and a sandbox right? There's maybe 50 people living here. 50 people does not a kingdom make. Where are the farms, where do you get your food, what do you trade and barter with, and why are there no roads leading out of this sh**ho** despite the fact you specifically mention the fact there are other population centers around.

volume_three
Welcome to almost every game ever made. I've played so many games where theres like a total of fifteen people in an entite town or city.
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Where are the female enemies? What are terrorist groups sexist?

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#21 mikel222222
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- regenerating health

RobertBowen
Once I got into a fight and was given a black eye, a few days later no black eye. Make sense?
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#22 Kenbo325
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Any kinds of glitches in games amuse me :D
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#23 TrapMuzik92
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haha do you really waste ur time spotting these things in games.

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WaTeR~~~~~~ is a big one for me.. games in a open world with water and you can't swim worth crap. windows./... break you fool
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[QUOTE="RobertBowen"]

- regenerating health

mikel222222
Once I got into a fight and was given a black eye, a few days later no black eye. Make sense?

thats healing. regeneration is fast abnormal healing
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The fact that in the Halo Universe the Warthogs and tanks have their passengers exposed when now, 500 years in the past, we have armored humvees with remotely operated turrets on them. Same thing goes for tanks.
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Not Being able to kill important Plot characters(or any characters for that matter) such as: Buck in ODST, and Sam in Red Faction: Guerrilla

Evil Plot Protection!

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[QUOTE="mikel222222"][QUOTE="RobertBowen"]

- regenerating health

k2theswiss

Once I got into a fight and was given a black eye, a few days later no black eye. Make sense?

thats healing. regeneration is fast abnormal healing

+ healing from a punch in the face is very different from regenarating without any problem in a few seconds from a few shots in the heart, head and stomach

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#29 firefox59
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[QUOTE="TIE_Elite_Pilot"]

[QUOTE="volume_three"]

Zelda is the biggest offender. Welcome to the vast and prosperous kingdom of Hyrule! Hey buddy, you know your "kingdom" is a town, a horse ranch, a lake, a couple of trees, and a sandbox right? There's maybe 50 people living here. 50 people does not a kingdom make. Where are the farms, where do you get your food, what do you trade and barter with, and why are there no roads leading out of this sh**ho** despite the fact you specifically mention the fact there are other population centers around.

I lol'd. you musta' missed Majora's Mask. the way out of Hyrule is that left turn in the Lost Woods you never took.

my most recent pet-peeve in a game was how useless (in my opinion) the shotguns in CoD4 were. was your character in a coma for 4 years before the start of the game? who takes that long to pump a shotgun after it's fired?

I laughed. Speaking of Zelda, how about games where the day and night takes like 20 minutes. Obviously it would be horrible to have real time but it still fits here.
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Having to shoot things in the head more then once...That and lag. YoungSinatra25
agreed. that and indestructible objects!!! Rocket Launcher, meet Window. Window, meet Rocket Launcher. yet Window wins!!! grr!!
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Here's one. How come when you play Counterstrike as a CT you still don't have sleeves show?
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#32 RAMRODtheMASTER
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Here's one. How come when you play Counterstrike as a CT you still don't have sleeves show?Koinuboy
HAHA I applaud you sir. I always noticed that when I played CS. You can always download some skins though if it bugs you that much.
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#33 deactivated-5c23908d36a7f
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I find it funny that some people are saying "LOL you waste your time paying attention to that, who cares?!" I think the point he's trying to get across is mistakes within a story or the gameplay that wouldn't make sense, like his Halo 3:ODST point. Not just random things that make a game unrealistic from the moment you put it in the disc tray, such as; Health regeneration and defying the laws of physics.

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#35 barbellious
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I have to agree with the rest of you saying that some of the stuff in games is ridiculous. Far Cry 2 ending, that didn't make any sense. Those of you who talk about characters in games defying physics and having other abilities that make seem outrageous is necessary for games. Who wants to play a game where the character has no special talents that would benefit him in his current predicament. Say it was based on an average person. I would be less than happy to be able to play as a guy who can run for about 200 feet before getting extremely winded and who can't aim a gun for s***. Games are to break away from reality at least to some degree, that is usually why people play them.

Why didn't I get to fight a single Elite in Halo ODST?

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#36 capthavic
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For instance, Halo 3 ODST starts about halfway through Halo 2. As you drop into New Mombassa, Prophet's ship is leaving the planet. Why is it called Halo 3 ODST then? Why not just call it Halo ODST?

poordude1089

Because it uses the Halo 3 engine.

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#37 poordude1089
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[QUOTE="poordude1089"]

Because it uses the Halo 3 engine.

capthavic



F*KIN UNREAL TOURNAMENT STARTING THIS ENGINE-NAMES-THE-GAME SH*T


Oh yea. Go back and play "Crew Expendable" on CoD4 sometime. A missile hits the ship about 20 feet away from you, and Price pulls you up like it was nothing. Also, during the part where you are escaping the ship, YOU CAN'T RUN. You can run easily when you're carrying 50 pounds of military equipment, but once it's all fallen off, you get to walk. You think you'd run faster like in that one movie, but NOOOO! Jerks.

I find it funny that some people are saying "LOL you waste your time paying attention to that, who cares?!" I think the point he's trying to get across is mistakes within a story or the gameplay that wouldn't make sense, like his Halo 3:ODST point. Not just random things that make a game unrealistic from the moment you put it in the disc tray, such as; Health regeneration and defying the laws of physics.

NevecLP



Exactly.

Not Being able to kill important Plot characters(or any characters for that matter) such as: Buck in ODST, and Sam in Red Faction: Guerrilla

Evil Plot Protection!

Venomkringe



It's called the character shield, given to the character by the almighty plot to safeguard them until their purpose is served, even if their purpose is just to die. Characters you must escort can't have any though. It would make things too easy, and therefore fun.

Also, save points, especially RPGs. My roommate is playing through Star Ocean: till the end of time, and save points are just kinda there, hanging out, nobody makes mention of them like they can't see them or something.

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