UNO - the most fun you can have with your pants off

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#1 DOOBIVOOS
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Quite possibly the funniest thing ever to happen on xbox live occurred last night at 1am.....

Picture the scene....

Myself, Release 2 and New Age Commando were rounding off our evenings Rainbow fest with a relaxing round or two on the card game Uno (camera's enabled).

There's always a moment of anticipation when an unknown joins the party, but what greeted us was truly a first in my humble experience with the game.

The image takes a moment to load and we are greeted with a skinny gentleman with early 80's Will Smith hair, topless and stretched out in a glamour model pose in what looked like an 18th century French brothel.

Clearly the guy thought that there was nothing wrong with the "optimum view" and this made the whole experience even more hilarious. I don't think I've laughed so hard in years. My stomach ached and the tears were rolling down our faces as we all tried unsuccessfully to keep it together.

After a few short rounds the poor fella tired of our unsuccessful attempts to pull our selves together and left, but who ever you are...thank you.....that was priceless!

I cant remember the guys live tag but I really wish I'd taken note of it.

Please post any similar Uno incidents, I'd love to hear them.

Also, to any female gamers out there....does this freak show virtual pulling technique really work? (Surly not)

"They only come out at night, except during the day"

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#3 190586385885857957282413308806
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I can happily say that i've never had a "bad experience" playing uno... i guess i just lucked out like that
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#4 Anabub
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Oh my I'm clearly missing out on some down right funny UNO action here I have heard some stories about what happens on the games but that is priceless!!!
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#5 x-2tha-z
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That does sound weird and I wouldn't expect to see that if I were playing Uno. I don't have Uno or the camera so even if I did buy Uno I wouldn't be able to see these weirdos.
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#6 MJ0LNIR_SPARTAN
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Strip Uno is crazy. Does anyone know if you can play stip poker with Texas Hold 'Em.
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#7 fazio93
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u think that's bad. one person on the forums said this guy was j**k*** o**
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#8 Shattersword81
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eww.. I had the dubious pleasure to have a uno match with a fellow who had a gamer tag, Im a slut for big co.k. andHEhad his vision camera hooked up. Nothing graphic was displayed, thank god. I'm glad I won that game in about 2 minutes so it was over quick
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#9 DOOBIVOOS
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I checked my recent players list and narrowed it down to 3 contenders but I wont be naming and shaming until I'm sure.

To be honest I'd actually like to thank him more than anything. It's been a while since I went to bed and chuckled myself to sleep. Good all round nudity skeeeellzzz.

For all of you missing out on the camera antics there's some good deals about at the minute. I got my camera, Spare headset, UNO, Robotron and a 12 month live subscription for £35 from an amazon.co.uk trader. I already had the camera and UNO but this worked out cheaper than renewing my xbox live subbies with MS.

Never come across (pardon the pun) strip UNO. But judging by the male to female ratio of xboxlive users I think thats probably for the best:)

Halloween was a great time for camera based antics too. We had a gimp masked weirdo in one session that was straight outta Pulp Fiction. Another classic was two young lads performing what should have been a friendly boxing match for our benefit. One of the lads knocked the other clean out, when he came round he started crying and ran out of the room screaming for his mother. His mate apologetically said he'd have to go now as he was in big trouble. I only wish he'd left the camera on for round two.

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#10 tokebuddude
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LOL...I've forgotten I had the camera on and have been nekkid as hell too.. couldn't see anything really till I got up to go get something to drink..damn I felt like an idiot...hehe
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#11 fazio93
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i guess the game should be called "Uno AND MORE WITH THE PURCHASE OF A VISION CAMERA"!
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#12 XxSTILL_BORNxX
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yeah well me and my friend were playing Uno and this two chicks came and like both are like no my ass is sexier and the other was like no mine and thier cam were like opend and they were both showing thier a$$ on cam:Pnow that was hot!and disturbing.......yeah but ur story is way funnier
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#13 jericho119940
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yeah I have had awful encounters on UNO! this one time this guy was naked and tugging at himself, and watching porno on his computer at the same time playing uno. I got out of there quickly, :?