ways to kill my 360?

So.....we all know what is coming out at the end of april....so im short on money and need to find a way kill my 360 so that i can use the warranty at best buy and only spend 80 on the new one:)

ok if u dont want to b sneaky and want to do somethin fun put soap and other well thic/sticky liquids on the disk drive... but if u dont well im all for just wrappin the whole system in a towel and leavin it on for like 3hrs... or like if you havea dog let them piss on it or somthin... even tho you wont want to touch it afterward

I dont see whats the big deal with the Elite xbox360. Premium is just fine for those who have it... are you really in need of HDMI and 120Gb of space?

 lol seriously... I for one know that i dont. Im happy with my Premium package :D

1. Let it drop in the floor 5 times.

2. Cover the entire 360 with a huge cloth when in use.

3. Leave it on as long as possible.