Top 15 things heard on MS Airways fligt:
-"Don't worry if the plane turns vertical folks, it was designed to be oriented either way..."
-"Are we supposed to be dragging a ginormous power brick?"
-"Why is this plane so loud?"
-"Why does Sony get to have Snakes on it's plane?"
-"What's that 50 foot intercooler on top for?"
-"Passengers, please don't mind the copilot outside prying open the disc tray, I mean landing gear!"
-"Honey, why did you have to buy our tickets 3 years and ONE day ago?"
-People on the ground (in country voice): "Honey, call the FBI, I just saw some weird red lights in the sky and then a big ole ball 'a flames?"
-"This is a hijacking, oh wait, what airline is this, nevermind... Allah Akbar everyone..."
-"Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuu Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllllllllllllllllll GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEE splash"
-"Ladies and gentleman, remain calm, I can coast her in, I learned this move on Ace Combat 6."
-"Peanuts plus ability to contact your neighbor plane cost you $100 plus 5 bucks a month."
-"MS Airways is so much better than Sony because all our passengers where headsets."
-"All this compression may not be a good thing!" Said by one person to the other 50 in his row.
-"Yeah, I heard like 7 of these babies went down already today, but I'm not worried, this one has a falcon.......what's that noise?"
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