I know this isnt likely at all but what if all the planets aligned and the inconceivable did happen? You open the box while admiring its beautiful artwork, genetly remove the disk while consumed by giddy joy, turn on your system with each second it takes to power up feeling like hours, and insert the game. You begin by making your character still unable to believe that all the months of patient waiting are finally at an end. The first suprise pops up almost immedeately when you notice that there aren't that many options in character creation. "Whatever" you say to yourself, "Lets just get this show on the road." You soon enter the world of Skyrim and are instantly dumbfounded by its sheer beauty. "Holly crap, the graphics are amazing. The landscapes are simply beautiful" you can't help thinking, but, as you progress and begin to explore the map you realize that, while beautiful, it is not much else. There is very little variety and the world is in fact quite small. At this point you experience some combat, lets say with a pack of bandits, and, even there, the game fails to impress. "Sure, a game like this isn't expected to have top of the line sword fightning and what-not, but this amount of awkward clunkiness and lag is simply too much." After defeating the bandits you decide to focus on the main quest. A few hours later you are shocked by how simple, short and predictable it is. "Well, Oblivion's main quest wasn't particularly noteworthy either. It was the guild's that provided intriguing and captivating stories." With that mind, you begin making a name for yourself as Skyrim's greatest thief and assassin. You are shocked to discover that instead of the visceral and fascinating tales told by the guilds in Oblivion, you are given simple and repetitive "steal this" or "kill them" missions witn no over-arching stories. At this point your hope begins to fade. The nagging and persisting thought that you've tried so desperately to ignore suddenly becomes undeniable. Skyrim is crap. How would you react?
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