Who is Chuck Norris and why do people obessed over him in video games????

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#1 maddnica23
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Who is CHUCK NORRIS!?!?!??.....boy, you must be pretty young then. Google him.
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#3 footballa27
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if u dont kno who chuck norris is u must be really late. but yea alotta ppl on gamespot talk about him so much for dumb reasons
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#4 tennisacerg
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you might not know chuck norris, but chuck norris knows you
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#5 el-cid
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LOL hes A legend Whenever im drunk I try a Chuck norris kick Do any of u older dudes remember his cartoon series? With that asian dude named Too much LOLOLOLOLOL
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#6 crazymunda6
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DUDE.....COME ON....If God Made A Boulder that God coudnt lift CHUCK NORRIS will be the only one who can.
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#7 zero9167
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LOL i just saw a mountain dew commercial with chuck norris in it
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#8 ReckHavoc
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Wow, so there's actually someone who doesn't know who Chuck Norris is....
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welcome to last year
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#10 jc_tkml
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I don't know why they keep talking about him either as far as I know he makes action packed movies well mostly
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#11 MDJ
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-gasp- I should slap you on behalf of Chuck Norris, but he'll do it himself! Chuck Norris is ETERNAL!
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#12 NAPK1NS
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Trains don't hit Chuck. Chuck hits trains.
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#13 freaky_monkey
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Chuck Norris runs the M$ call centre that manages all those faulty 360's.
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#14 Majik_Kracker
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Chuck counted to inifnity... twice.
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#15 V4LENT1NE
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Chuck Norris doesnt lift weights, weights lift themselves in fear of Chuck Norris.............
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#16 ilovesnowboard
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I don't know who Chuck Norris is..
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#17 dEfousEd
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chuck doesnt sleep he waits
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#18 jayjay7117
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S'up?

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#19 Metalnoid
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I give you some hints.

Make a movie with Bruce Lee
Know much Karte (no, is not Miyagi)
Missing in Action
Walker Texas Ranger
I saw him like an extra on one commercial from Sprayette with those weird gym machines ( Poor Guy)

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chuck norris did a roundhouse kick at the speed of light
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#21 Maui00
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I know who chuck norris is but seriously, why poeple make jokes about the him?. Is there something I'm not looking?
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#22 shinian
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Where have you been for the last few years?

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#23 Kravyn81
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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now known as The Islands. :P -K
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#24 Hector90
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In a fight between GOD and SATAN Chuck Norris would win.
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LMAO on some posts here...
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#26 monco59
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He's like only the actor with the most Oscar wins ever.
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#27 polsci1503
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it's the beard, so uber-hip... they should ask him to be on Dancing with the Stars. Ratings would go through the roof.
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#28 karugukinywa
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babies dont cry because they have been born,they cry because they have been brought into the world of chuck norris.
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#29 suzukigsxr
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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting... Chuck Norris goes killing

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live

There is no chin under Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist

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#30 SicsStringFreak
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GOD IS NUMBER 1

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its just funny to see people loose thier minds over this man lol its hilarious
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#31 SicsStringFreak
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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting... Chuck Norris goes killing

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live

There is no chin under Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist

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like that crap, its hilarious, they actually have a t-shirt that lists all those lines. its great. lol
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#32 stealthrodent
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GOD IS NUMBER 1

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You are wrong. God is not #1. Chuck Norris is #1. Don't even joke about that.
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#33 SicsStringFreak
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[QUOTE="maddnica23"]

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GOD IS NUMBER 1

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You are wrong. God is not #1. Chuck Norris is #1. Don't even joke about that.

lol this is great.... one of the most influencial charracters in mans greatest story about good and evil vs. a movie star..... this keeps getting better and better.
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#34 stealthrodent
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Well, at least Chuck Norris is real, so...he wins.
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#35 MDJ
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As said, Chuck Norris is ETERNAL!
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#36 SicsStringFreak
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Well, at least Chuck Norris is real, so...he wins.stealthrodent
i can agree that chuck norris is a real man, and god as of yet is just a theory taken way out of context. so you know. by ur perception you are right. and i look at things a bit differently than most, so i see you as right but wrong at same time.
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#37 arab_prince
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LOL ahh no point in telling you if you dont already know. And what a great sig. Very nice.
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#38 viper3885
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it's the beard, so uber-hip... they should ask him to be on Dancing with the Stars. Ratings would go through the roof.polsci1503
And the reason that the ratings would go through the roof is because Chuck Norris round house kicked them there.
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#39 SicsStringFreak
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[QUOTE="stealthrodent"]Well, at least Chuck Norris is real, so...he wins.SicsStringFreak
i can agree that chuck norris is a real man, and god as of yet is just a theory taken way out of context. so you know. by ur perception you are right. and i look at things a bit differently than most, so i see you as right but wrong at same time.

but my personal favorite i saw was chuck norris can eat an erubics cube and poop it out solved. lol that was great
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#40 arab_prince
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I think my favourite was "Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries".