Worst Xbox 360 video game acting....quotes whatever.....many of them are so bad

Hey,

Just a blog to talk about how bad videogame cutscenes can be....... One unfortunately would be Gears of War, although its a favorite of mine and almost everyone, the characters curse every five seconds like they have terrets syndrome, and of course look like theyre jacked up on serious steroids..... whatever it is it's hilarious at how bad their in game "one liners" can be and how ironically funny they can be at the same time....

"its never nap time baby!" - Coal Train

"im covered in sh*t!" - Baird level 7

or when someone is gettin raped online when everyone else is dead and out of nowhere the guy will just say "will somebody please help me up!" is just so effin hilarious i could pee myself..... whatever theres plenty of other ones i can't remeber at the moment.

Gears of War has amazing voice acting, especially the cole-train

Kane and Lynch is more your description
Toriko42

From the demo the voice acting in Too Human is awful xxmatt125xx

master cheif has problems..... so does that little black colonel seargent guy that seems to always make it into the halo series......

From the demo the voice acting in Too Human is awful xxmatt125xx

Yay more intentional hate...

Nevermind Too Human, what about Two Worlds?

*shudders*

I feel dirty just saying its name

Did the devs seriously think anyone ever spoke like that?

"Armadillo Temperature Rising!" - Ninja Gaiden 2.

"Armadillo Temperature Rising!" - Ninja Gaiden 2.

Brmarlin

Holler..........lol gotta watch out for those things overheatin every once in a while

conflict is not great

i have nothing wrong with gow voice acting

Really? I thought Assassins Creed was pretty good! In Gears of War, the lines seemed short and too much time in between them. I also hated how they all walked, swinging their entire body( at least thats what I think).sirkoj

I guess I should clarify, I thought the MAIN character's voice acting is awful - so stale - but I agree the rest are pretty good.

Ghost Recon AW1- So repetative

"Sir the team is waitin for you in the truck, Sir!" "Sir, the team is waitin for you in the truck, Sir!" "Sir! Sir! Sir! Sir! Sir!"

I swear to god if i heard "Sir" one more time i was gonna flip the eff out!!! A little too formal for me.

Am I the only one that remembers Two Worlds?bazanger

Nope that was horrible....... They were just too perfect 4 us those immortals lol

Hey,

Just a blog to talk about how bad videogame cutscenes can be....... One unfortunately would be Gears of War, although its a favorite of mine and almost everyone, the characters curse every five seconds like they have terrets syndrome, and of course look like theyre jacked up on serious steroids..... whatever it is it's hilarious at how bad their in game "one liners" can be and how ironically funny they can be at the same time....

"its never nap time baby!" - Coal Train

"im covered in sh*t!" - Baird level 7

or when someone is gettin raped online when everyone else is dead and out of nowhere the guy will just say "will somebody please help me up!" is just so effin hilarious i could pee myself..... whatever theres plenty of other ones i can't remeber at the moment.

MCosta528

i hope your kidding?

Gears' language isn't very harsh at all.

have you ever seen a R-rated movie?

"Armadillo Temperature Rising!" - Ninja Gaiden 2.

Brmarlin

rofl

Dirty Thief Ill Cut youre Hand For That!!! - Assasin Creed

I swear good if i ever play that game im gonna kil myself

how could they made the game so repetitive

God....

never liked Ubi T_T

but my friend said to try AC , Im never touching anything that says Ubisoft EVER!!!!!

Two Worlds has the worst voice acting as far as I can remember...

I thought gears was ok tho...

[QUOTE="Brmarlin"]

"Armadillo Temperature Rising!" - Ninja Gaiden 2.

MCosta528

Holler..........lol gotta watch out for those things overheatin every once in a while

Half Life series Gordon Freeman never shutsup hes just constantly talking JK JK

[QUOTE="MCosta528"]

Hey,

Just a blog to talk about how bad videogame cutscenes can be....... One unfortunately would be Gears of War, although its a favorite of mine and almost everyone, the characters curse every five seconds like they have terrets syndrome, and of course look like theyre jacked up on serious steroids..... whatever it is it's hilarious at how bad their in game "one liners" can be and how ironically funny they can be at the same time....

"its never nap time baby!" - Coal Train

"im covered in sh*t!" - Baird level 7

or when someone is gettin raped online when everyone else is dead and out of nowhere the guy will just say "will somebody please help me up!" is just so effin hilarious i could pee myself..... whatever theres plenty of other ones i can't remeber at the moment.

Firex777x

i hope your kidding?

Gears' language isn't very harsh at all.

have you ever seen a R-rated movie?

i've seen plenty lol. I never said it was harsh, but i feel its unnessary and it's obviously unessary at times. Its like that kid that curses everytime he speaks a sentence, it's not offensive, it's just annoying.....hopefully u see where i'm comin from..... but for now though u dun seem to be gettin the point.

Halo 3 master chief. God help him.mohfrontline

From the demo the voice acting in Too Human is awful xxmatt125xx

Try out the Two worlds demo then, then we can talk about horrific!

There is a few, but I disagree with Gears Of War... the voice acting is amazing.

The games I say have horrible voice acting are:

Army Of Two

Kane and Lynch

Too Human (Demo)

From the demo the voice acting in Too Human is awful xxmatt125xx

Nevermind Too Human, what about Two Worlds?

*shudders*

I feel dirty just saying its name

Did the devs seriously think anyone ever spoke like that?

Avenger1324

oh god during the demo i played when i went into water he said hmmm. wet. i laughed my ass off. i thought too human actually had good voice acting though. i don't see why its getting so much hate it was fun

Dude, I don't know about you, but I'd be swearing like a drunken sailor if something that looked like a locust was hunting me down with an assault rifle with a chainsaw bayonet. And then when I got him, yeah I'd swear then too, because killing the Locust is like killing inbreds, and that just deserves all kinds of celebration. (I know I said F*** YEAH when some of the inbreds in The Hills Have Eyes get offed).

as for bad voice acting, well Two Worlds was traumatizing to the game node of my brain so that, and although I might get hung for thing, the announcer in Soul Calibur 4 is god-awful (in the cheesy I can laugh about it kinda way).

The voice acting in Gears of War was pretty in line with how the characters would really talk, I felt. They sounded like they were all jacked up on steroids, which was probably true.

The Too Human demo made me want to shoot myself in the face. Especially the berserker. "SHE'S A VALKYRIE!!!!!!!" Halo's voice acting is pretty lame too.

Two Worlds is hilarious.

It is the worst voice acting in a game, ever.

With such classics as:

"Interesting company."

"Looks like rain." (during a downpour)

"I'm alive again." after being ressurected.

Also, who could forget the little "giggle" he does when he is ressurected.

There are too many to mention.

"I'll always protect this world as long as your on it Karen!" - PSU

I'm sorry but I have to say it... 80% of the Gears of War script is utter trash. I swear epic had a goal of stuffing as many "ima badass mofo" one liners into 10 hours of gameplay as humanly possible. I mean it was funny at first, but dear god, I hated the characters by the end of the game.