wow this is the crappiest thing u'll ever hear about Halo 3

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#1 Krazy_Boss
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http://crunchgear.com/2007/05/06/halo-3-racist-edition/

For ppl with tired fingers, here is the extract

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This has to be the funniest thing I have ever read. I know the X button is the equipment button, but this is too funny. According to the Game Rag, the X button will 'deploy racist or homophobic comments regarding teammates or opponents.' Racism isn't funny, but this is down right hilarious.

Bungie co-founder Jason Jones had this to say about it:

"We were looking for ways to streamline the experience for our jerk demographic. In Halo 2, gamers were losing their voices from yelling immature taunts against other players, who themselves may or may not be homosexual African Americans. Naturally, we decided to assign this feature its very own button."

And don't worry, Bungie went to great lengths to ensure every race and creed is included so no one is left out of the verbal assault.

"Our research has been amazing. Did you know that the proper slur for a Pacific Islander who is sexually attracted to bears is 'jamoli,'" said Jones. "Rest assured, whether you are a bisexual pigmy or even a straight white American male, we have you covered, honky."

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#2 mother_farter
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LOL! thats great! revolutionary in every sense
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#3 Pro_wrestler
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...I didnt find that humourous in any form.
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#4 Krazy_Boss
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...I didnt find that humourous in any form.Pro_wrestler

tru dat 

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#5 TheRFour
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Lol. Nice Bungie, Nice.
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#6 darkserpent213
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I don't believe a single word of it.....its NOT TRUE people.
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#7 robbenson
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we gathered that m8....
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#8 adamporter
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imagine if it ever did make it to retail, ah the controversy........
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#9 Jnasty12
Member since 2007 • 48 Posts

WOW , if this is true, f*** this game

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#10 Southwind20C
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imagine if it ever did make it to retail, ah the controversy........adamporter

 

The ESRB Would be all over their ******

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#11 LobaFett
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[QUOTE="Pro_wrestler"]...I didnt find that humourous in any form.Krazy_Boss

tru dat 

 not funny at all, i mightven cancel my reserve because of it.

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#12 SouL-Tak3R
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I don't find it very funny.

And I really do not believe it. 

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#13 Arsenal140
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anyone who belives this is nearly as bad as the guy who posted it
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#14 chronoblazer
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Heh Heh
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#15 FearlessSpirit
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It's just (very bad) comedy. You don't have to worry about it being true.
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#16 Zauster
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that is so stupid and the fact that people believe it show just how gulable and nieve and possible ignorant we are :(
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#17 dcap8424
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[QUOTE="Krazy_Boss"]

[QUOTE="Pro_wrestler"]...I didnt find that humourous in any form.LobaFett

tru dat

not funny at all, i mightven cancel my reserve because of it.

because you think they're really going to allow that in the game?? lol, grow up man.

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#18 fluffers623
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that is so sweet. and funny :)
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#19 Jack-Napier
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it would be better than actually hearing their annoying voices lol, but of course it is just satire.
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#20 Large_Soda
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Truly hilarious and a perfect stab at the losers that populate these games and feel the need to insult other people in extremely ignorant ways.
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#21 6matt6
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Truly hilarious and a perfect stab at the losers that populate these games and feel the need to insult other people in extremely ignorant ways.Large_Soda

i agree it was brillant.

i am shocked to see how many people take this seriously though :|

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#22 extremepleasure
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the sad thing is that every race is racist, even to their own race. Which makes about everyone a hypocrite. I can't say that i'm for or against it because i'm not for or against anything in life.
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#23 monco59
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I don't believe a single word of it.....its NOT TRUE people. darkserpent213

Gee, you think? 

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#24 Ninja-Vox
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I don't believe a single word of it.....its NOT TRUE people. darkserpent213

You actually thought that was serious? :| 

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#25 Ninja-Vox
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[QUOTE="Krazy_Boss"]

[QUOTE="Pro_wrestler"]...I didnt find that humourous in any form.LobaFett

tru dat

not funny at all, i mightven cancel my reserve because of it.

Bungie didn't really do this. For crying out loud, it's a joke. Good grief... 

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#26 Scott911
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i hope everyone here realizes that this is fake, it's not even from the bungie site.  If the link lead to bungie, I would believe it, but this is just useless senseless crap that someone threw out because they thought it would be funny or they wanted to get bungie in troule.  Stop posting this junk that wastes my timm

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#27 miiiguel
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Fellow american gamers, and please do take notice that I strongly believe that US provides the world great things such as the amazing 360 (uber-ultra-awsome!) and the also fantatic Zune, just to mention two items I'm currently in love with, but...

 

You're obsessed with the race isuue..., get over it. Welcome the global village.

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#28 lohithbms
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nah...BS i say
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#29 danciu
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This is the biggest bull###t ever,do you people really believe this?
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#30 justforlotr2004
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Fellow american gamers, and please do take notice that I strongly believe that US provides the world great things such as the amazing 360 (uber-ultra-awsome!) and the also fantatic Zune, just to mention two items I'm currently in love with, but...

 

You're obsessed with the race isuue..., get over it. Welcome the global village.

miiiguel

lol no ****? 

For the most part the only reason we even think of race is because people keep freaking out about it.

Anyway this just seems to be a parody to the A-Hole X button feature that you will be able to use to mute any annoying person with the push of the back button then X button on their name.

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#31 zero9167
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I don't believe a single word of it.....its NOT TRUE people. darkserpent213
its a joke...
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#32 tree-branch
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Wow thats dumb.
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#33 booomer69
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Thats Complete Bullcrap.The X button is to Mute pepole and to deploy the shield grenade when you pick it up,Anything this website is clameing is lie's.Dont beleave what they say.They will lose so many fans and pepole will get sick of it.Deploying racist comments..are you kidding me.Cant beleave some of you beleaved this:|
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#34 justforlotr2004
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Thats Complete Bullcrap.The X button is to Mute pepole and to deploy the shield grenade when you pick it up,Anything this website is clameing is lie's.Dont beleave what they say.They will lose so many fans and pepole will get sick of it.Deploying racist comments..are you kidding me.Cant beleave some of you beleaved this:|booomer69

Its not a regular bubble shield, its a bubble shield of racism. 

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#35 209vaughn
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Truly hilarious and a perfect stab at the losers that populate these games and feel the need to insult other people in extremely ignorant ways.Large_Soda

 Perfectly worded.

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#36 franklinfat
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Hahaha I love it.....and the fact that everyone is all upset about it. With bungie doing that kinda research, making fun of people over xbox live would be better than anyone ever could have imagined.
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#37 Monroe1
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Yea right They would shut that game down so fast.
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#38 velmarg
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I can't believe there are people out there who read that and believed it. It's just Bungie spitting in the face of all the ignorant douche bags that made Halo 2's multiplayer experience a chore.
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#39 vminsel
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...I didnt find that humourous in any form.Pro_wrestler

WOW! take a joke for once and stop sitting on your computer all day complaining about how people are so rude and that comedy is dead. If a random mexican dude (ahem Carlos Mencia ahem..) can have a cable television show all about making fun of every single race in the world, why cant other people make jokes about different races? I have nothing against minoritys or peeps of different color or background, i am just tired of the people who make such a fuss about this form of comedy. Its all in good fun, sure you can take it too far, but when its just harmless fun, give me a break, stop making it a big deal:)

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#40 OfficialBed
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...I didnt find that humourous in any form.Pro_wrestler

same

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#41 O_OdazX_X
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Haha that's funny:D To the people out there taking this seriously, I really pity how sad some of your lives are, and to the people who didn't find it funny, lighten up guys its a joke!

Hahaha Master chief calling people names would be funny to see as a video parody or something though. 

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#42 gothrckr
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I gotta say, I don't believe it for a second, but it's a funny ass idea. If they did do that I would definitely support it. All you jerk- offs who are whining about how bad it is if it were true, get over yourselves.
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#43 KniferHitandRun
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First off, it's a joke. Second off, I highly doubt that Bungie said that, let alone consider an idea so politically incorrect.
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#44 ag1002
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Guys it was a joke obviously, the things people believe...  It was funny though.
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#45 kylenn3
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this is bull crap!Why lie about Halo 3?! It does not have raicism in it.
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#46 zombehhhh
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I agree with them! LOLJK! Dude that is so lame!

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#47 DranzarTypeF
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Thread is a joke, and people take video games too seriously, TC was jokin lighten up a lil.;)

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#48 TheHumanDove
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I can't believe people are even saying 'I don't believe it's true!'...Does such a thing even need to be said? I thought it was so obviously a joke that no human being- not even a handicapped monkey- would possibly believe it to be real.

This thread alone has made me lose hope in humanity.