Genital Jousting Cheats For PC

1. Steam Achievements

   This title has a total of 28 Steam Achievements. Meet the specified conditions, where applicable, to receive the Achievement.

   Achievement
   Start taking responsibility for you actions.	A Better John
   Good at video games. Terrible at sex.	Always Finishes First
   You should see a doctor immediately.	Appalling Appetite
   Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.	Autopaedicatio
   Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.	Bulking Gear
   Die a lot of times in your nightmares.	Clumsy
   Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.	Couch Party
   Swallow every worm.	Early Bird
   Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.	Fire Inspector
   Save yourself for that special orgy.	Fussy Lover
   Finish last in a Party Mode game.	Generous Lover
   Move to the left.	Go Left
   Move to the right.	Go Right
   Win Lights Out in under five seconds.	Magnetic Basshole
   Collect enough milk to fill the tank.	Master Unlocker
   Penetrate God.	Meet Your Maker
   Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.	Most Improved Tapulator
   Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.	My Precious
   Submit your monthly physical report.	Paperwork
   Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.	Popcorn Buffet
   Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.	Safety First
   Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.	Self Defence
   Don't let sleeping dongs lie.	Sleep No More
   Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.	Spare Wheel
   Reminisce about your care-free days as a cactus picker.	Summer Job
   Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.	Swan Tamer
   Marry yourself in Abstinence.	The Perfect Partner
   Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.	Till Death Do Us

   Contributed by: Eevee-Trainer 

2. Story Mode Cheats

   While in-game, type "cheat" then one of the follwing keys (press the key again to revert the cheat effect):

   Effect
   Delete	Clear all achievements
   F3	Double Speed
   F2	Fast Speed
   1	Go to act 1
   2	Go to act 2
   3	Go to act 3
   N	Go to next montage
   PageDown	Go to next scene
   M	Go to previous montage
   PageUp	Go to previous scene
   F1	Slow motion
   F4	Super Speed
   P	Toggle protagonist appearance

   Contributed by: mrjodicow