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User Rating: 1 | Haven: Call of the King PS2
WHAT IN GOD'S NAME IS THIS!? A platformer, shooter, RPG, and a driving game all in one!? Well, this game didn't even try to become a game with those 4 elements in one. You have the poorly-voice-acted boy named Haven, a boy who has been chosen to call a king that left his kingdom and now, a bad guy has taken over. This game's controls are sloppy and the gameplay is horrible. When you attack an innocent human, how come they made a "ding" sound as if they were metal. Is this game a Terminator game or Haven: Call of the King? Then, simply by walking into one of the enemy guards, you get hurt and they start shooting at you. Plus, the game starts out with Haven making a robotic bird named Talon, who is the one character who is somewhat cool. Oh yeah, you also have a yo-yo and a blaster gun as weapons! Booooooooorrrrrrrrriiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnggggg! You can go into a first person view to shoot targets with the weak, low-ammoed blaster. The only cool part was when you got to play in a turret and shoot things that weren't even a threat to you. Haven also is filled with invisible walls. So many walls that I am surprised this idiot-of-a-hero even wants to save the world. Also, like that horrible game Vexx, you go around collecting Cogs and keys that have nearly nothing to do with your mission. There is also a doctor that you meet in the beginning who is annoying as all hell. This game is filled with poor graphics, and I mean, POOR. Disgusting gameplay, cheap-as-hell voice acting, time-wasting missions, and useless collecting schemes. I am glad I got a $1.50 for this game. I got a mint-flavored gum ball (which I hate) but enjoyed it much more than I enjoyed playing this Satan's-son-of-a-game. 
