Strange and wacky as hell, Incredible Crisis is a really fun ride while it lasts.

User Rating: 7.8 | Incredible Crisis PS
Incredible Crisis is a tale about an entire family thrown into chaos on their way home from work and school by way of aliens, spies, and bank robbers. There are no words that can help make sense of the world in this game, which only makes the weird that much more potent. It's a blast, really. With the festive and funky tunes provided by the Tokyo Ska Paradise Orchestra, you'll have to dance (rythym-based), balance (math game), shoot (...shooter, I guess), and memorize (a la Simon) your way out of hellfire.

The controls differ depending on what kind of game you're playing at the time, be it button-mashing to stop a falling elevator or lightning-round rapid-fire math and trivia while on a stretcher to prove that you're not dead. Or even a sexy massage mini-game that's thought out more than the one in FFX-2. Stealth missions, downhill racing events, hurdles to leap, and even some after-burner flight missions keep you busy and amused. Tell me you can't giggle thinking about firing missiles at a giant pink teddy bear and I'll point my finger in your treacherous face and tell you you're a damn liar...

Incredible Crisis, dammit...