What a snooze fest

User Rating: 3.4 | Jim Henson's Muppets Party Cruise GC
This is one of those games you'd regret picking up even in the $5.00 bin. The minigames are uninspired and mostly consist of running around a grid collecting items (and avoiding others). Between minigames you'll find yourself chewing your arm off waiting for all the characters to crawl across the board. The characters move so slow I'm not sure they qualify as "animated."

It's really, really not fun. It's almost painful to play. Don't buy it. Even if you're a muppets fan, even if you like one of the movies, even if you need a party game, please, please, I'm begging you, don't buy it. Don't even rent it.

I'm not a "hardcore" gamer, either. I like platformers, fighting, puzzle, etc. I even get a little enjoyment out of Mario Party. But this... this is just.... inhumane.