Terrible B-Movie Video Game!

User Rating: 10 | Jurassic: The Hunted X360
By nomadzero | Review Date:
I've only played this travesty for an hour or so, but I'm stopping so I can play more when I have friends over. If you occasionally go to blockbuster to rent an over the top crappy movie, then you can enjoy that same "I cant believe how bad this is" fun in video game form.
The controls are completely unresponsive, the environment is bland and 0 and the dinosaurs inexplicably appear from giant lightning balls, but the real treat here is the hammy voice acting and great B-Movie story that goes along with it. One dimensional characters jump out of a plane into the Bermuda triangle only to find dinosaurs for some reason... YAY!
I cant say that the makers of this game knew they had a turd on their hands so decided to hire the worst actors ever to deliver cheesy lines written by ten year olds, but its a fantastic idea.
I cant imagine paying good money to buy this , but as a rental for some craptastic good times; 10 all the way
Oh, and the fact it makes Turok look good in comparison, its too bad there isnt an 11 rating.

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