Just embarrassing. I am so glad that I did not buy it.

User Rating: 5 | Kane & Lynch: Dead Men PS3
Well, let me start with the good. First, the music seems nice, and is effective at starting the adrenaline in the beginning. But this slowly loses its feel later in the game - when the reality of the gameplay sets in. Second, the co-op mode is "ok". IF YOU PLAY THIS GAME, PLAY IN CO-OP ONLY. OK, I hope that the caps helped get my message across. :) However, no matter how you play, you will not be having fun for long.

The bad: First, gameplay is just comical. The funniest thing is seeing people trying to sneak up on you.... It makes me laugh. Their names are like a huge warning beacon over their heads! And you can see the names thru walls also, so it will just make you laugh. Second, it is hyped as a game that feels like a movie. Well, if that movie was no fun to watch, then ok, it would be one of those movies. I am a fan of Hitman, and I had high hopes for this game. Third, there seems to be a lack of a real plot. I like running around and shooting things as much as the next guy, but combine the lack of a good combat mechanic, and it just gets old. I have seen side-shooters that have kept my attention longer.

Summary: Boring, and yet funny. This NOT a game that I recommend you buy. In fact, I would not even recommend that you rent it. But, renting is really the only option. I have a feeling that the few people here that gave the game a good score would rather have rented it also.