The only sentence I can even think of is "What the hell?"
Take for example, the King's giant bulge...I mean, the panda in the opening thats doing some kind of hump dance. If you read the dialogue, you will find a deep story, told through the writings of some drunken japanese man. The writing is like if a Japanese man just learned English and wanted to have a conversation in it. It is disconnected, and wierd.
The game may bring a lot of laughs and "What the hell is going on?" moments, but the one thing that sucks, is that there is no ingame camera. It is a pain in the arse to navigate around the ball, and when you have a time limit, you just want to somehow get around faster.
Otherwise, there is not much to say, it's addictive for such a simplistic game, and may be the only game a whole studio of drunks has ever been able to publish. Not a game for everyone, but deffinately worth checking out if you need something to lift your spirits.