It's just too difficult to really enjoy.
That's ashame, because otherwise this is an excellent game. The graphics are good even by today's standards. The gameplay is good. It's a little weird moving with the buttons instead of the stick or d-pad, but you get used to it fairly quick. The story is good as well, with a little humor thrown in to make it a little more entertaining. I wish the game was more playable, because i'd really like to see everything this game has to offer, but I guess i'm just not that patient, you have to be EXTREMELY patient to get through this one. There's no difficulty setting, there's no option other than 'incredibly hard'. There aren't even any cheats that make the game easier.