Just when you thought you have seen the worst...
User Rating: 1 | MechAssault 2: Lone Wolf (Limited Edition) XBOX
At one time in my life, I thought that I had seen the worst batch of video games on the planet. From Super Man 64 to Asteroid, there were some pretty lame games. But to those of you who haven't played the Mech Assault games, Super Man 64 would be refreshing. To start off, the single player campaign is so repetitive it makes me want to hurl. You walk into a city, blast some lego style mechs. You walk out of the city, you blast some more lego style mechs. Constantly having annoying little tanks that are inconsiderate to your gameplay does not increase the quality of the experience. The size scale you would expect from a giant robot game is sad. The largest mech is an amazing fourteen feet tall!! Also, what is wrong with the character designers? The main character looks like a power ranger on crystal meth. Wow, we have never seen a hero with high tech armor and a five-o-clock shadow beard before! Luckily, the story is simple enough to follow for those who are dumb enough to buy the game. The soundtrack is non-existent, the sound effects are quiet and repetitive, and the level design looks like something a 5-year old power ranger fan jacked up on mountain dew drew in his fingerpaint class. A message to those who developed the game: Leave it to the professionals! Please, no more giant robot games developed by 7 year olds, for 7 year olds. Drive safely. 
