Yet another game trying to steal the shine from Mario's racing friends. Is it good? Just guess, bucko.
User Rating: 1 | M&M's Kart Racing DS
I can hardly think of ANYTHING good about this game to start it off with. Umm... it's about delicious chocolate candy people in racecars on tracks that have NOTHING to do with chocolate, let alone the famous M&M's?! Yeah, there's absolutely nothing good about this game, except the fact that.... nah, there's nothing. You have a short selection of characters, all looking like weird, almost semi-3d octagons once you get to the racetrack. But that won't even matter because they're obscured by the giant, ugly racecars you choose. They all look like paper mache elephants made by blind 2-year olds who have had their brains extracted and shipped to New Zealand by storks that have belly buttons! ARRRGGGHHH! Wow, that was bad. Anyway, if you choose the main event of the game, the Grand Prix, you just have to race through every course in the game once, making for a total of 15 mindless, heartless races that are too easy to lose because the CPU's are controlled by blind 2-year olds who have had their brains extracted and shipped to New Zealand by storks that have belly buttons! Yes, I HAD to bring that up again! In conclusion, just... don't buy this game. REALLY. It is possibly the worst game on the DS, if not the worst Nintendo console game. I really had a hard time thinking of something positive about this load of *honk!* Really, I think I should just end the review here, It's just painful to even think of this game anymore... oh well, now to turn it in to Gamestop where I'll get a dollar for it! Yaaaeeeyyyy! 
