I was just as excited for this game when Mr. Driller offline came out. And I was pretty friggin excited.
Story:
The story is dramatic. You play as a character named Shumusu and others while digging into the crust of the Earth. I know, nothing more action packed and incredibly enjoyable. In fact, there were instances where I found myself wondering the background of each and every one of these characters, feeling their heartbreak, their happiness, and their fear for digging into the dangerous world of bright multicolored layers of crust, ACCURATE to the real Earth. You have to be an idiot if you didn't know that the solid crust of the earth was blue and yellow. Whoever said it was brown was a complete moron, and should sit down and play this game and forget about the years they spent on earning, "PhD"s or whatever they are. They are useless. And a waste of time.
10/10
Graphics:
As I said, the graphics are amazing. The multicolored layers of the Earth's crust are incredibly accurate to the real thing, including the realistic and totally plausible characters you play as. If anybody tells you that the graphics suck, don't you believe them. If you do, your Xbox won't work, because you won't buy this game, and the 360 will enter a state of depression unless it plays this game. Besides, you don't have to go to college to learn about layers of the Earth after you play this, because if I were in a multimillion dollar paying job, and it relied on my knowledge of the Earth, I would use this, and I would definently be able to keep my job, it's that good.
10/10
Sound:
Yeah it was good.
10/10
Gameplay:
There's two modes to the game. Offline and online. I don't play online. Why? Because I am too amazing at Mr. Driller online that no one has a chance. I have beaten thousands and thousands just because it ran in my Xbox. In fact, my Xbox, in response to letting it run this game, actually fried the Xboxs that other people had who tried to play against me. So I spend my time in offline mode, enjoying breaking lookalike crusts on the screen, and imagining that I'm going to the center of the earth, which is obviously bright blue and yellow, and very pretty, along with plenty of air pockets floating around. I remember someone asking me, "Are you retarded?" when I was talking about this game, and I quickly retaliated with a question, asking him what color the ground was. He said this stupid answer of "brown", and he is retarded, because it's blue and yellow. He spent eight years in college and I played a game and I knew more than he did. I was impressed with myself.
10/10
Well, this game made my Xbox work with unbelievable proficiency, until last night when it gave me the three rings of death. I think it was because I stopped playing it, and not because the game actually fried my Xbox because of it's crappiness. Nah... couldn't be...