MY LI`L BASTARD
User Rating: 8 | My Li'l Bastard IOS
In My Li`l Bastard you must train your bastard from being a obnoxious b***h to a nice and caring circle blob thing. You start out with an egg, which you can lower a light into two squares which are labeled boy and the other girl. Once you have chosen it`s gender you have teach it all kinds of things like how to go to the bathroom and how to unleash there emotions. While doing this you will get coins to use in the shop, the shop has you need to win the game like food and toilet paper. You get the coins buy completing stages, your bastard craping them out, and when you take it out for a walk you may get a coin. The hardest part is keeping your bastard alive it can die from anything like no happiness can cause it to die and there are other purposely ways to for it to die like giving the bastard poison, or by playing the knife mini game. This game is fun, but very hard and you will be pissed when he destroys all of your items with a Molotov. 
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