If you think you know amazing, THINK AGAIN! I waited over three years for this game, so of course I picked Ninjabread man up at the midnight release! I was so excited to play it I crapped myself driving home. The moment I layed my eyes upon the unbelievably realistic Ninjabread man and his masculine thighs and Ninjabread I was immersed into a game I could no longer leave. Quit your job, leave for wife and lock your doors because you are about to engage in the experience of a lifetime! I KNOW I DID! With graphics that make life and HD look plain and simple and a storyline that brings so much emotion, you can't go wrong in this epic candy fighting lollipop slinging wand waving legendary adventure that makes you want to be a REAL NINJABREAD MAN. Heat up the oven and roll yourself in some dough because by the time you beat this ENGAGING THREE LEVEL GAME THAT TOOK ME OVER NINE-THOUSAND HOURS OF GAMEPLAY YOU WILL BAKE YOURSELF AT 375 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT SO YOU CAN FEEL AS THOUGHT YOU WERE NINJABREAD MAN!
If I could invent a time machine, I would go back to the day I rented this game, and shot myself. Why I even thought of playing this game is just plain horrifying. The controls are awful, the story makesd you cringe with... Read Full Review
Dear lord. Do yourself a favor. Forget there ever was a Ninjabread man. The concept died right after conception. Someone said Hey, I have an idea! and someone said SHUT UP BOB! Sadly this is not the case, and here we are... Read Full Review
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