I've seen the future of gaming - And it's name is Ninjabread man.

User Rating: 10 | Ninjabread Man WII
I preordered this game and got it the night it came out. I spent the next seven weeks playing it 24 hours a day. After I completed all 9,001 hours of gameplay and found literally every secret and easter egg, I had a worked copy of the game custom made out of unicorn horns, gold, and pieces of Michael Jackson's sequin glove. I proceeded to beat the game on this copy, then wrote several hundred books about the game and filmed about a dozen documentaries analyzing the game and it's story from every angle possible. Needless to say, it took my breath away.

Graphics: Makes James Cameron's Avatar look like absolute garbage. The NPCs, main character, and enemies look exactly like they would in real life. They move in a fluid, lifelike manner, and when they aren't moving they act exactly like a human would, blinking, breathing, heaving, twitching, etc. randomly just like actual human beings. The backgrounds and enviroments are literally breath taking. The first I saw the Dough-Jo, I fainted. This happened every time I entered one of the game's 500 unique levels. Easily the best graphics ever put in any form of entertainment. They easily will set the standards for games made hundreds of years in the future. 10/10

Sound: Incredible. The soundtrack is composed of well over 9000 unique musical pieces spanning every genre from reggae to opera to rap to extreme metal, with each track coming in at around 10 hours long each. The best song in the game is by far the epic opening theme "Tale of ten thousand blades", a 17 hour long multi-genre epic which was performed by a band composed of over 9000 musicians playing every different musical instrument ever invented, with Steven Hawkings and Lemmy Kilmister on lead vocals. Hawkings' vocal performance is by far the greatest ever, and he uses just about every singing technique possible. The sound effects are equally impressive, never sounding exactly the same, but always very realistic fitting. 10/10

Gameplay: The controls are flawless. There are around 9002 different configurations using every controller that exists for the Wii, but the movement based one is by far the funnest to play with. He moves fluidly as you do, and you do everything from drawing your sword to performing intricate combos use only movement and work perfectly. There are exactly 1337 different weapons, ranging from Ninjabread man's standard sword to high powered guns to weapons never seen before, like the triple-fanged chainaxeswordgunbow. Thousands of special moves make fighting really a treat. And the physics engine... too good for words. EXACTLY like in real life. 10/10

Storyline: This game's story is too complex to be explained, even briefly. The general idea is that Ninjabread man has to save his home from bees, but it becomes much more then that. Hundreds of subplots and possible endings are the icing on the cake. 10/10

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