It's like monkeys taking care of bugs.

User Rating: 8.5 | Nintendogs: Chihuahua & Friends DS
So I buy Nintendogs at Target, right? Not a good idea to go public about owning this game, being a dude and all. Any ways, the clerk guy who has too much acne had to call up the game, and long story short, the whole town thinks I'm gay. When I took the game home, ashamed and depressed, I started doing what I always do with a game: see if my cats like it. I put the game in the GBA slot and my DS blew up right when I hit the power button. Now I had to go back to Target to buy a DS and Nintendogs. They only had a Nintendogs- flavor DS with Nintendogs, so I bought it, and the clerk called it up. Long story short, I am referred to as "Queen" by everybody. I put in the game correctly and I heard a dog bark. I thought "cute", it might be realistic. But it blew my mind. It was so realistic when I badgered my dogs and ticked them off. I never feed them. I did that all day until I was evicted from the bathroom at Taco Bell with my sixteen kitties. My cats had to eat their own feces to live, it turns out, and now I am in jail cell in Orange County, waiting for the new pet based game Catcom comes out. Thanks Nintendo!