This game is so bad it's almost good.
User Rating: 6.5 | Patriots: A Nation Under Fire PC
This title is a "B" movie in a video game. The voices are classic mid eastern but with an almost funny cliche overtone. Audio is mixed poorly (too loud for effects and not enough for speech.) The ludicrous overall mission seems to be putting out small fires with a fire extinguisher..in between blowing the heads off of terrorists..with the same animated blood gushing neck every time. My favorite scene is where a bad guy blows himself up as a suicide bomber yelling something unintelligible. For 20 bucks, you'll get a kick out of this while waiting for Half Life 2's second episode or, god forbid, the Chernobyl stalker shooter. Really, this is a funny game..just because it's so bad. Even the choppy voice over intro sounds like the "Earth VS the Flying Saucers" intro (a 50's sc-fi "B" classic). Infidels will be proud !!! "Allah help us, we are losing" "Infidel, Die"