"...and I hope that Rare gets taken apart and sold to the lowest bidder..."

User Rating: 4.1 | Perfect Dark Zero X360
Take this in mind that I am fan of FPS, I enjoyed the first Perfect Dark, and that I hope Rare gets taken apart and sold off to the lowest bidder. I would usually structure this in some way, shape, form; but I'm not going to do that.

*ATTACK*

How many years did they have to make this? I know that it is difficult to produce a game when the console it is to be released on is changed, but really, this uninspired peice of garbage isn't what we'd expect from a big name like Rare, even under the crunch. Seriously, what the hell were they thinking?

My guess was that they weren't, they thought they'd capitalize on the success of the previous title. Kind of like Halo 2.

The story is weak, meandering, pathetic dribble. A crack smoking, retard, ADD monkey could come up with better story telling. The combat its sluggish, repitiion; the enemy AI is almost on par with that of the their brethren, on the N64. Joana Dark looks like she belongs at a rave, or atleast on some FOX mellow-drama. Jack looks like a pansy. The weapons are craptastic and the armor, though interesting, is tedious. The only kudos i would give to you, other than polishing your graphics for years on end, would be an interesting INVENTORY SYSTEM.

Thanks for wasting my time and money, Rare

-FPS Army out

PS. Where the HELL is Elvis?