What sounds like a boring text adventure turns out to be a NDS Classic, filled with Drama, Excitement, and Comedy.
I must say, when you hear someone talk about this game you want to say "I'd rather taking a f***ing pitchfork, stick it up my ass and eat a bag of dirtya**holes then play this game." But then you start playing the game, and you pull that pitchfork out of your ass, and you put down the bag of a**holes, and you proudly say "This games alright."
BUT as you then get more and more into the game you start to get really into it and your emotions are flailing like a toddler who was denied a box of Cap'n Crunch at the grocery store and you start to FEEL like a lawyer. And then when you hear someone on the bus talking to their friend and you hear something suspicious about the woman they claim to have been banging the night before and you yell out
"OBJECTION!!"
Then the bus swerves and comes to a stop, the driver turns around and says "Is there a problem?" and then you yell out "Yes! This man was just telling his friend that the woman he was with last night had a rack as big as Pamela Anderson, and then he mentioned again the woman's rack...
BUT THIS TIME HE COMPARED THE RACK TO BASKETBALLS!"
And then everyone on the bus starts to speak amongst themselves.
"WELL!? WHICH IS IT!" you cry out through the noise and confusion of the babbling passengers. The driver starts to bang his fist on the horn and yells out "Order! ORDER! ORDER!!!" and then the passengers go quiet. The driver turns to the man and says "Well, answer the question!"
The young man looks around, obviously you have him. His testimony is shot, and theres no evidence to prove hes telling the truth, because hes clearly lying!
"Okay!" he yells out and then breaks down into tears. "She was as flat as a board!" and then the commotion of the bus passengers starts up again, and you stand there, victorious as this man weeps at the fact that his lay the night before was actually the ugliest woman he's ever seen.
So as you can see, Phoenix Wright will change your life in ways you'd never imagine possible. If you have a DS, and do not pick this game up. Then I only have one thing to say.
OBJECTION!!