Topless Women and Virtual Sex everywhere, does not a "fun game" make. Let's hope HEF's lifestyle is more fun than this.

User Rating: 4.8 | Playboy: The Mansion XBOX
What was I thinking? When I first started played this game, I was bored right out of the chute. Then, I tried playing it again. Maybe I was hoping that the bevy of beauties running around topless, and the numerous couples have sex in the background would somehow make this game more enjoyable. I was wrong, in fact, this game can get rather upsetting. Why is it that your Staff (should note that "Staff" means employees working for you) always disappears when you start a party? The reason you're holding a party is to get photos and interviews...but it always seems that these are the times that your photographer and your journalist decide to take the day off. Basically, this is "NAKED SIMS" without the puddles of pee, the fly infested food and the moody mom who can't watch tv. It's also not any fun. Sure, the topless women are good looking, but it reaches a point where you just don't care. And that was in the 1st Hour. Rent It First, Take it back within an hour for a complete return on your rental charge. I'll bet you the Playboy Empire, that "HEF" himself doesn't play this garbage.