I've been loving this winter for all that it's worth. The most snow we've had up here since the winter of 1916. But for Pete's Sake, it's spring! I need the weather to clear up and start getting warm as soon as possible so I can plant my corn. If I don't get it planted on time, it won't be mature enough to make decent moonshine by my set deadline! Yes, you read right. I, a teenage boy from the backwoods of northern Idaho, make and sell my own moonshine. I have a still and everything. But if my corn isn't ready to be made in mash by a certain time, my usual customers will be . . . very unsatisfied.