Okay, I have a confession to make, I have an obsessive need to make lists, any kind of lists. I like putting stuff in perpective or order or ...... whatever. I'm weird this way :P. And I especially love to make lists of anything I like. So, here goes my first TOP TEN list.

FAVORITE BONES EPISODES

10. Man in the Bear

• even though MitB does not have a special reputation, it has a lot of sentimental value to me, as it was the ep that made me an obssesive fan
• favorite moments : Booth "rescuing" Bones from all the guys and dancing with her, the competition between Zack and Hodgins over the delivery girl
• favorite lines: "I was shaving the truffle." - "Is that anything like spanking the monkey?"

9. Santa in the Slush

• brilliant
• favorite moments : Caroline blackmailing Bones, B/B bickering about Chris, B/B kissing and being flustered later, the ending scene
• favorite lines : " You want me to kiss Booth?" (the slight hitch in her voice makes that so funny) - "We have to sniff their butts." "Okay. Wait, what?"
• pure fluff

8. Verdict in the Story

• closure for Bones and Max
• great B/B interaction even though they are supposed to be "separated"
• favorite moments : B/B being punished by the judge for talking, Angela refusing to testify, Bones looking for a Boogeyman, B/B making fun of Sweets, all the hugging in the end.....
• favorite lines : "Friends don't send friends's fathers to the electric chair." - "They are doing lethal injection." - "Sometimes you are very nice." - "That's a lot of hearts, Bones." - "He liiikes us!!!!!!"

7. Baby in the Bough

• the cutest ep ever
• B/B playing family (shows us what could be), that CUTE baby, everyone playing and cooing at the baby
• favorite moments : Andy touching Bones while she looks like get away from me, Andy peeing on Bones, Dancing Phalanges, blowing raspberry (okay everything that includes Andy and Bones)
• favorite lines : "Just because I have breasts doesn't mean I have magical powers over infants!" - "Bones, I am not talking teets with you!" - "Do you need to burb?" No."

6. Man in the Cell

• Epps is back, creepy
• favorite moments: B/B looking for Parker (so intense), Zack being afraid to call Booth back, who threatened to shoot him if he does
• favorite lines : "I don't know what to say, Booth. Usually I ask you or Angela what to say."

5. Two Bodies in a Lab

• a great entry from S1, great case, intense, Adam Baldwin
• favorite moments : Booth making fun of Dick431, B/B belting Hotblooded, Bones kicking butt, Booth in Hodgins little car, Booth rescuing Bones to the tune of Depeche Mode "A Pain that I'm used to" (wish they would have kept that on the DVD)
• favorite lines: "Bag that!" (after a piece has fallen of the corpse) - "Tibetan Throat Singers? Rock on, Bones!"

4. The Knight on the Grid

• the chase for Gormogon kicks into high gear, super intense, creepy
• favorite moments : B/B get blown up with the car and start bickering the moment they get out of the wreck, Bones "acting" for Gormogon, Russ turning himself in, Bones kissing Booth as a thanks, Bones reading to Haley
• favorite lines: I actually don't remember specific lines at the moment :oops:

3. Man in the Fallout Shelter

• another brilliant ep from S1
• great character building for everyone, fun and sweet
• favorite moments: the Jeffersonian getting sealed, everyone being visited by loved ones, Booth being stoned, Bones telling Angela why she doesn't like christmas
• favorite lines: "Be kind, rewind!" - "I had to be in the decontamination chamber with Zack- isn't that punishment enough?!?" - "Nothing brings people closer together than a christmas lung fungus."

2. Aliens in a Spaceship

• this ep takes your socks off
• Brennan and Hodgins in jeopardy, a race against the clock to find them in time, Booth threatening the slimy guy
• favorite moments : Bones finding herself and Hodgins buried, Booth running down that hill to get them out of the earth, the look B/B share after getting them out
• favorite lines : "God doesn't make mistakes." - "Hmm, I don't know, putting testicles on the outside doesn't seem like such a good idea." "I don't know what that means" (Zack, being ask to be Brennan) - "I knew you wouldn't give up."

1. Judas on a Pole

• perfect episode
• great UST, thanks to director "I've been there,too" David Duchovny
• favorite moments: about the whole thing, like Bones realising that her Dad is in front of her, the chin tilt at the end (thanks for the interruption Zack!), the burning on the roof to Placebos' "Running up the Hill" and many more
• favorite lines : "There is more than one kind of family." - "We are all of us your Squints." - "He didn't have to hit the car, I wasn't gonna chase them."

I really, really wanted to include more eps, but then it wouldn't be a TOP TEN. I like pretty much all Bones shows, every single one has some really nice moments, the ones I like the least are Woman in the Car, The Girl in Suite 2103 and Spaceman in a Crater, but they are still good.

I'm done for now and working on more lists. :)