The following story is an alternate version of Sonic Fighters, featuring an unused character, Honey The Cat. She was originally supposed to appear in the game, but Espio The Chameleon took her place to support the Sega 32X's Knuckles Chaotix. Special thanks to Newgrounds' Roger Van Der Wiede for the inspiration and dedicated to Roger Van Der Wiede. At The Death Egg 2… Eggman: Muhahaha! Once the Death Egg 2 is complete, I will destroy the world. My servant, Honey The Cat, should finish soon. Now Honey, go make me a sandwich! Honey: No. Eggman: AAH! You’re useless! Out with you! Out! (Throws Honey out of the Death Egg 2, and Honey lands on Emerald Beach.) Sonic: Neat, A cat! Punchbag! (Repeatedly punches Honey, who now has 8 lives left.) Gotta show this to Tails! Tails: Hi, Sonic. Punchbag! (Picks up and drops Honey, who now has 7 lives left.) Sonic & Tails: Gotta show this to Knuckles! Knuckles: Punchbag! (Punches Honey, who now has 6 lives left.) Amy: Punchbag! (Uses a hammer to hit Honey, who now has 5 lives left.) Espio: Punchbag! (Uses his tongue to punch Honey, who now has 4 lives left.) Nack: Punchbag! (Shoots Honey, who now has 3 lives left.) Bean: Punchbag! (Throws a bomb at Honey, who now has 2 lives left.) Bark: Punchbag! (Throws Honey, who now has 1 life left.) All: PUNCHBAG! Eggman: No fair, everyone has fun! I want my punchbag back! (looks at Metal Sonic) You could be my punchbag. Metal Sonic: On second thought, let's steal their punchbag. (Eggman travels to Emerald Beach) All: This is fun! Eggman: Guys, I’m gonna steal your punchbag. You’ll never catch me; I’m going to the Death Egg 2. (Steals Honey) Muhahaha! Sonic: This is a risky trip, guys, I may not even make it out alive. (Punches each guy as he gets near them) Guys, I’m gonna need your Chaos Emeralds, and Tails, I’m gonna need your rocket. Sonic: (In Rocket) Whee! At the Death Egg 2… Eggman: (Punches Honey) Whee, bam, punch, this is fun! Sonic: Give me back my punchbag, Eggman! Eggman: Never! Sonic: Very well, then. (Turns into Super Sonic) Eggman: Oh, no you don't! (Farts) Wait a minute, I don't have a super form. DARN IT! Honey: This is ridiculous. I have to stop this incessant fighting by blowing up the Death Egg 2 even if it means sacrificing my last life. (Hits self-destruction switch, but Sonic and Eggman escape before the Death Egg 2 is destroyed.) At Emerald Beach… Sonic: (Sadly) Sorry guys, no punchbag. Dora: Hola! All: PUNCHBAG! (Repeatedly punch Dora) THE END!
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