I got a Nigerian Letter, here's what I sent back:

"Dear ****

You are an idiot.

First: I can tell by your address that you are japanese, or are at least using a japanese e-mail account. This is not a quality of the "legitimate daughter of Director of ****

Secondly: You seriously came to the wrong place. I laugh at the plights of others with a very malicious heart.
Lastly: What in the **** would I do with 9 mil? I mean, I can't decide what to do with my minimum wage paycheck. Try being content and living simply. Does ya good.

Fourthly: These letters are way too imbedded in the pop culture of the internets. I'd recommend some other scam, like offering something free at the cost of shipping, something like that. A letter from Africa to a guy who works at Burger King isn't convincing in the slightest.

Fifthly: Learn English. Caps in CERtian PLACeS KiNDa or lack thereof ShoWs That yOu are dealing with a retard that learned english from Scooby Doo.

However, I am not without graditude, seeing as this is my first Nigerian letter, so I send you a "get well soon legitimate daughter of **** and sons:" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKfUwhHSGbg

Now go kill yourself for using the wrong e-mail address, you silly little girl.

Highest Regards And Good Luck With Future Endeavors,

(name used censored)"

I'm loling so hard right now.

It was from Japan! So ****ing obvious!

-Lt. Mik

EARTH GOT NUKED!

*squee!*

-A very excited Lt. Mik

First off, my best friend (who is a girl. And I have a crush on her, but haven't said it yet) is dating this dude I knew from freshmen year.

Majorly bummed out. :(

Secondly, someone is spying on me. Was browsing around DA, doing my thing, when I noticed one of the ads said "One of your buddies from Sherwood has a crush on you."

HOW THE HELL DID THE AD PPL FIND OUT WHO MY FRIENDS ARE?

-Lt. Mik

PS. Might as well let everyone know about my long over due promotion, eh?

Over what is probably the most overblown issues ever.

Srsly man.

Not the end of the world.

And the "I don't like my girlfriend anymore" isn't a sign of it. Straight guys go through that too. It's nature's way of saying "Girl isn't hot, gtfo of dodge."

The Refuge is up and running again.

Applaud the one who fixed it.

-Xenu

PS. One year and two weeks till I leave my place of residence. I'm counting the seconds till I'm outta this dump.

I can't friggin access it on my internets.

Everything else is fine, cept that.

Is it brokens or just unavailible to me?

I spoil no one.

It was awesome, I am seeing it again tomorrow, no one can stop me.

Better than Raiders, imho.

Srsly, it was better than Raiders.

Two words: Nuclear Bomb

Nuke + Indy = Awesomeness.

Ending is spectacular. Reviewers who say it wasn't are on crack.

-Xenu

PS. Here's hoping that this blog gets me to lvl 3.

They jail asses.

No joke.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24764828/?GT1=43001

Darn my inability to put in links.

-Xenu

PS. Yeah, Xenu's me name.

Patriotic music to be exact. I've been thinking about me and my place in America.

And then I remembered I'm in Oregon, not America.

We sing the Green Nations of the World Semi-International Oath:

"By Gaia's dress

I do pledge

Do all that which she may bless.

To hug trees till the day I die,

To waste not, want not,

and never multiply.

To be the last generation

of sane beings on this Earth.

And to make sure lots of rabbit food

Feed my girth."

Yes that was a spur of the moment composition. And it is truth 100%.

I'll take my bow when I reach level three and can post pics, links, and the like.

Ta Ta for now.

-Odin (still haven't come up with a good nickname. Odin good? Or is Xenu?)

Hilarious.

Check it out if you dare.

Seriously, I can't even show the link here due to massive quantities of Rule 34.

Also, I wouldn't be able to post a link anyway cause they don't allow you to until some level higher than 1.

Hope its Level 2.

Until then, I departe.

-Xenu

EDIT: If you do go to ED's Avatar the Last Airbender page, watch out for spoilers, what some might call "Disturbing" pictures, and lulz in general. If you are looking for your friends to be worshipped and given respect, ED isn't the place for you. If you are looking to laugh at what's true, albit twisted, then by all means go to ED.