A Day In the Life of Jin
9-10 am: Went to tea shop again. Drank a gallon of tea and hot scar guy still won't talk to me. Wonder if he's gay ...Hmm, always wanted to seduce me a gay guy.
12-2 pm: Went to tea shop again. Asked hot scar guy out. His uncle accepted for him. Weird, but whatever. Uncle's kinda cute. Hmm, always wanted to seduce me an old guy.
6:00 pm: Met hot scar guy in front of tea shop. What's with the weird hair? Eh, whatever. Long as I get me some.
6:30 pm: Dinner with scar guy. Up close, his scar kinda looks like licorice. Wonder if it tastes like licorice? Maybe I'll get to lick it later. Hee!
6:40 pm: The waiter calls me scar guy's "girlfriend." Woah, nobody said anything about "girlfriend." I just wanna get my freak on.
6:45 pm: Scar guy says he used to be a juggler in the circus. He gives me a demonstration. Uh, yeah. Hope you have better hand-eye coordination in the sack, pal.
7:45 pm: I take scar guy to the Firelight Fountain, where I take all my conquests. Only the lamps aren't lit. Bummer. Scar guy asks me to close my eyes. Oh, yeah. Here it comes. Slip me the tongue, big boy.
7:46 pm: Okay, no tongue. What gives? ...Decide to peek. Holy crap! Scar guy's a firebender! I should run and get the Dai Li! ...Hmm, always wanted to seduce me a firebender.
7: 47 pm: I decide to play stupid. Guys like that. "Oh, Lee! How did you light the lanterns without aid of a match or fire source? It's a miracle!"
7:48 pm: I move in for the kill, but scar guy cock blocks me with a tea coupon. Yep, he's gay -or a virgin. Maybe he's a gay virgin. He tells me the coupon's from his uncle. I shoulda brought him to the fountain. Would've gotten farther.
7:50 pm: I tell scar guy to close his eyes. Gay or virgin, I'm getting me some tonight. Before I can insert tongue, he backs off and scampers away. God, what a wussy boy. ...I drank all that tea for nothing! And I hate tea!!
8:00 pm: Walked home alone. Rounding the corner I see an old guy selling cabbages. ...Hmm, always wanted to seduce me a cabbage merchant.