*Imclifford Blog
This was just too good to pass up.
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1. At Lunch Time, Sit in Your Parked Car with Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks.
Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks,
Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"
7. Finish All Your sentences with
"In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don t use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends
You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name,
'Rock Bottom'.
17. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The
Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy,
We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
Lol, i got this from a blog written by raven1983...and its just too funny to let go of. (Now if taking something from someone elses blog is not allowed tell me and ill remove this post) I would like to know just so Im not breaking any rules.
Schools Hitting The High and Im loving it.
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Aliens are among us......
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Ive recently gone into the field of Ufology, as some call it. And in all my readings the most interesting thing ive read......Ruth Montgomery wrote an interesting peice on the idea, based on information by many of people, that Humans were actually a break off of a larger more powerful alien group, and we were left on earth by this larger group. Lol, Im not to keen about posting all ive read until I get a little more educated in this field.
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