LOST KIDS!
Episode 3!
Result of Previous Cliffhanger!!

Ominous Voice: Previously on LOST KIDS!
Smoke: *throws Aaron off a cliff*
Aaron: *Grabs cliff as he falls.*
Aaron: What... WTH man!
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Ben: Yes Aaron... I am your Father!
Aaron: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Miriam: Rumours... I figured you didn't want any spoilers.
Aaron: Really? Thanks.
Miriam: Don't mention it... me and JJ are going in the woods alone for a few hours... don't wait up.
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Aaron: Ok John. Are you my father?
Locke: No.
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Claire: I just had another kid!
Juliet: Me too!
Kate: Me three!
Danniele: I aswell.
Karl: Hey, so did I!
Alex: You mean me?
Karl: No.
Alex: 0_o?
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Jin: Othas! Othas!
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Shannon: What's a four-letter word for I don't care?
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Charlie: That?s French! The French are coming! I?ve never been so happy to hear the French!
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Jack: Well it's not a very strong drink.
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Lloyd Braun: I've got this great idea for a show... it'll be kindof like Castaway, but with more people.
ABC: hmm... ok.
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Robert Zemeckis: It's called Cast Away! And It'll star Tom Hanks... and kind of be like Gilligan's Island... but with one person.
Dreamworks: hmm... why not?
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Sherwood Schwartz: It's called Gilligan's Island! It's...
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JJ: My GOD!!! Stop it!
Miram: What the hell just happened?
JJ: The previously just got a little too previous.
Miram: What did it say about Aaron?
JJ: Oh, Locke isn't his father.
Miram: No... before that.
JJ: Ben is his father?
Miram: NO... before that?!
JJ: I think... I'm going to have to watch it again.
***Jumping jack Flashback!!!***
Ominous Voice: Previously on LOST KIDS!
Smoke: *throws Aaron off a cliff*
Aaron: *Grabs cliff as he falls.*
Aaron: What... WTH man!
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Ben: Yes Aaron... I am yo...
JJ: STOP!!!!! For the Love of God stop!
***Flashback is off!***
JJ: well... heh, looks like he's off of a cliff, you wanna get it on?
Miram: You perv! My brother could die!
JJ: Well that should mean that we shouldn't have a good time.
Miram: Go!
JJ: Ok, I'll save him, but only if I can get some...
Miram: Go already!
JJ: heh... ok.
***scene scene, scene is changing, changiling good!***
Aaron: Well... I'm screwed... unless a flashback can tide me over until help arrives.
JJ:No need Aaron, I'm coming after you!

Aaron: Wow! JJ! This is Dy-no-mite!
JJ: Yeah, you'd better be glad, I was just about to hit a grand slam with your sister.
Aaron: Thats great!.... wait.
JJ: Ok... and there was this long previously on LOST bit.
Aaron: Really? Did it talk about Charlie?
JJ: Who?
Aaron: You know....
***Blinded by the Flashback!***
Aaron: Are you sick Daddy?
Charlie: No Aaron, I just feel a little dizzy.
Jack: I could take out your heart you know.
Charlie: Why would I want that?
Jack: I don't know... but I already did....
Charlie: ....
***Get back from that Flash!***
JJ: Why didn't Desmond save him?
Aaron: Aparently Charlie had just got done calling himself a "Bloody Rock God" and Desmond assumed that meant that he had come to terms with his fate of becoming.... very bloody.
JJ: Oh... and by the way, while you were flashbacking, I was hauling your ass up a rockface.
Aaron: Hey, I'm safe, thanks JJ.
JJ: Don't mention it.
Margo: Pwn!
JJ: Wha? Where did you come from?
Margo: Well, when two people love each other.
Aaron: My goodness Margo, what a potty mouth!
Margo: Defication!
Aaron: You watch it young lady!
Margo: O-tay!
JJ: Hey, is that something I hear in the distance?
Aaron: Foreshadowing?
JJ: Maybe.
Aaron: Lets go chug along and see.
JJ: Only if you have some gum for me to chew-chew!
Aaron: Sorry buddy, you will have to Train yourself to live without it.
JJ: You're not my conductor!
Aaron: Conductor?
JJ: Uh... I mean father.
Aaron: Well, whatever it is... is right around that Track of bushes.
JJ and Aaron: *move the bushes and see....*
Aaron: A locomotive!? I did not see that coming!
JJ: And it's heading straight for the camp!
Aaron: I've got to stop it!
JJ: What will you do?
Aaron: I'm going to throw myself it front of it.
JJ: Oh my!

Aaron: Argh!!! This is heavy... But I think I can hold it off untill the...
***LOST TO THE KIDS YO!***
Aaron: Phew.... see you kids next week!

LOST KIDS!
Episode 2!
The Cliffhanger!

Aaron: Soooo.... what were we talking about?
Ben: I have no idea.
***FLASHBACK!!!****
Ben: Yes Aaron... I am your Father!
Aaron: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
***End of Flashback....***
Ben: Thanks alot island.
Aaron: Oh yeah, now I remember.
Ben: Yes... I am your new father... that's what I do, I claim to be people's father.
Alex: Hi dad.
Ben: Hi Alex... now where were we?
Aaron: I don't really get how you can be my father...
Ben: Well... I'm not really, but your father and I look similar.

Ben: See?
Aaron: Wow... that's close.
Ben: Maybe I'm your uncle.
Aaron: Like.... Uncle.... BEN!?
Ben: Take responsiblity in using that title on me.
Aaron: Well... can I can you... Uncle Linus?
Ben: I hate my last name... it reminds me of a penuts character.
Sawyer: Hows it going Lucy?
Ben: It's Linus! I mean... Ben.
Sawyer: Sorry Zep.
Ben: Zep?
Sawyer: I actually have no clue where that one came from.
Aaron: I SAW that one coming.
Ben: What?
Aaron: What's happening, why did I say that?
Smoke: It is I! whiiiiiiiiiisp!
Aaron: Smoke... is that you controlling me?
Smoke: Eh... you got meh son.
Aaron: You are so weird sometimes, I'm glad you don't kill anymore.
Smoke: Well dats da ting I was bout to talk to you about.
Sawyer: Hey if it isn't Smokey Robinson.
Smoke: I can kill you ya know?
Sawyer: *gone*
Aaron: Where did he go?
Nadia: Hey Smoke.
Aaron: Nadia? Where's Cindy?
Nadia: How should I know?
Aaron: I thought you two were in a relationship now.
Nadia: She is so retarded sometimes.
Smoke: Lik I was sayin.
Aaron: Yes?
Smoke: My cousin Sanjayia Mala...
Cindy: Hey Aaron, Hey Smoke... hey... you.
Nadia: What is that supposed to mean?
Cindy: You know what it means...
Nadia: God, I hate you!
Cindy: Why do you hate me!?
***Flashback woo- you can too!***
Cindy: You want to give me a dollar?
Nadia: I don't have money, we're on an Island!
Cindy: No Dharma Dollars?
Nadia: There's no such thing.
Cindy: How bout a normal dollar then?
Nadia: Is everyone on this island crazy!?!?!?!
Margo: Paisley!
***!kcabhsalf***
Nadia: And that's why.
Smoke: Uh... scuse me.
Cindy: That is the worst reason ever, you are retarded!
Nadia: No... you are!
Cindy: No you are!
Nadia: No... you *passionate kiss that lasts half the episode*
Cindy: There, now shut up.
Nadia: Yes ma'am!
Cindy: Now lets go, you can buy me an Apollo bar.
Nadia: I'm on it.
Smoke: Oh my god... wat was dat?
Aaron: ...
Smoke: Are you ok Aaron?
Aaron: Holy crap dude.
Smoke: ... yes, two chicks is very hot... now let me finish.
Aaron: kay
Smoke: I was at American Ido...
Aaron: I mean, they just started arguing and then they were like...
Smoke: Yes, I get it... let me speak.
Aaron: It just came out of nowhere.
Smoke: *throws Aaron off a cliff*
Aaron: *Grabs cliff as he falls.*
Aaron: What... wth man!
Smoke: Shut-up next time *leaves*
Aaron: Hey Uncle Ben... are you up there.
Ben: I told you not to call me that.
Aaron: Help me up!
Ben: I've got to go put a rabbit to sleep... see ya latter.

Aaron: Aww crap! Is anyone up there!? Might as well end the episode... see you kids next week!
***LOST.........KIDS***

By Athevollunteer demand!
Welcome to LOST KIDS!

It's a spin-off of LOST that I heard about in the year 2017.

The show apparently is directed towards kids and teens... and is more humour than drama.

Well... the plot synopsis that I read said that all of the losties were saved at the end of the series... but stayed on the island... because they had gotten too attached to the island.

So... what did they do? They teamed up with the other's and became known as "Lostiles".

Yay!

And then they had kids... and these kids had adventures!
These are their stories.

The LOST KIDS CAST!

Aaron Littleton (Son of Claire and Thomas) played by "Malion Mac"

Jin Kwon Jr. "Known as JJ" (Son of Micheal and Sun) played by "Micheal Barnes"

Margo Shephard (Daughter of Jack and Juliet) played by "Caroline Jordan"

Miriam Pace (Daughter of Claire and Charlie) played by "Julie Sikes"

Laura Ford (Daughter of James and Kate) played by "Kristen Howard"

Nadia Jarrah (Daughter of Sayid and Danielle) played by "Jeri Burke"

Cindy Marx (daughter of Alex and Karl) played by "Holly Mitchell"
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Episode 1!
Awesome Stuff in the Awesome Place!

Aaron: Yo! Where's my dad at?
JJ: Your dad? I thought he was dead?
Aaron: Wait... which dad are you talking about?
JJ: With the hair thing.
Aaron: Thomas?
JJ: Yes?
Aaron: No... I've never met that guy.
JJ: Mr. Pace?
Aaron: I'm pretty sure he dies in season 3... or 4....???!!!! I mean... like 10 years ago.
JJ: Then who do you mean?
Aaron: Claire!
Claire: Aaron?
Aaron: I mean... mom.
Claire: What?!
Aaron: Who is my father again?
Claire: I think it's Locke... or Jack.
Aaron: Jack is Juliet's husband... and your brother.
Claire: So... Locke then.
Aaron: Are you sure?
Claire: I'm losing my mind here ok!? It could possibly be Walter too.
Aaron: Walt?!
Claire: Yeah... he's hot right?
Aaron: Well... he's a little tall for me bu.... wait... what!?
JJ: Walt? You can't handle him, he's magic!
Aaron: And Locke isn't?
JJ: Well... Walt is young magic... like Jesus!
Aaron: Jesus... he's like older than the world.
JJ: And Locke is like Ghandi.
Aaron: Jesus is way older than Ghandi!
Laura: Hey Moses.
Aaron: It's Aaron.
Laura: Give me a break there Alice.
Aaron: You've been practicing I see.
JJ: You still can't beat Mr. Ford.
Aaron: Yeah... or Shannon.
JJ: She's dead.
Aaron: Oh yeah.
Claire: What did you want again?
Aaron: Are you sure it's Locke? He's like 80.
Claire: Well...?? Jack isn't the best brain surgeon you know.
JJ: Ghandi What?
Claire: You remember... in season 42... with the brain tumor.
JJ: No... I missed that one.... I think I wasn't born until season 45.
Aaron: Yeah, and then Jin killed your father.
Laura: Hilarious!
Aaron: You weren't there!
Larura: I'm talking about your masculinity.
Aaron: Touche.
Margo: Toupe?
Aaron: No... it's like a snappy remark... that I note.
Margo: Snapple?
Aaron: Wait... you didn't fall off anything did you Margo.
****FLASHBACK TO REALITY****
Season 815
Jack: OMG! Margo has a splinter!
Juliet: Just pull it out!
Jack: Her brain!?
Juliet:...
Jack: I'll save you baby... just like I saved Boobe.
Tom: Don't you mean Boote?
Jack: No.
Margo: Brain?
***End of Flashback***
Margo: Flashdance?
Aaron: Where is Locke?
Locke: I'ma... right here sonny.
Aaron: Mister Locke!
JJ: Lockey!
Laura: Mr. Clean!
Margo: Llama!
Locke: John'll do.
Aaron: Ok John. Are you my father?
Locke: No.
Aaron: I knew it.
Locke: I'm your mother.
Aaron: !!!!!
Locke: Nah, just kidding sonny.
Aaron: Well... then who is my father.
Locke: I'll tell you it's....
***LOST***
Aaron: Lost?
Locke: Dang that usually saves me.
Aaron: What just happened... why did it get dark, and what was with that word popping up?
Margo: Pasta!
JJ: Well... It's cool like that...
Aaron: Why are you so black? Your parents are Korean!
JJ: Parent, my friend... I'm half African-Islander.
Aaron: Ok.
Laura: You're already a stereotype... my work is done. I've got to run!
Aaron: Why?
Laura: Dunno... It's what I do... apparently.
Margo: Loo?
Laura: See ya Helen Keller!
Margo: Blind and Deaf?
Aaron: What was that?
Margo: Dind and Bleaf!
Jack: Where's my smart wittle gurl.
Margo: Simon!
Jack: No honey... this is Aaron.... not Simon.
Aaron: I think she was talking to you.
Jack: Nah, she's a genius.
Margo: Genus!
Jack: Yes... Kingdom Pylum Clas Order Family... and then Genus.
Margo: Oink!
Aaron: I've got to go.
Jack: Why?
Ben: Because he has to talk to me!?
Aaron: Ben?
Ben: Yes Aaron... I am your Father!
Aaron: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jack: I smell a flashback coming on.
***Flash..............BACK!!!!!****
Ben: Hey Claire!
Claire: Yeah Ben?
Ben: Where's the bathroom?
Claire: At.... my place... maybe.
Ben: Are you ok?
Claire: WHat? You want to be Aaron's father?
Ben: Are you ok... I mean... your head is bleeding... and the initials JS are on the side.
Claire: Take me, you fool!
Aaron: WTF... oh wait.... sorry.
**end of flashback**
Aaron: Ok.... now, WTF! When did this happen.
Ben: After Jack's botched Brain Surgery.
Aaron: Wow... didn't see that coming.
Miriam: Me either.
Aaron: Miriam?
Miriam: Yes.
Aaron: You knew about this?
Miriam: I've heard rumours.
Aaron: Why didn't you tell me... my own half-sister... betrays me.
Miriam: Rumours... I figured you didn't want any spoilers.
Aaron: Really? Thanks.
Miriam: Don't mention it... me and JJ are going in the woods alone for a few hours... don't wait up.
Aaron: Ok see ya.... wait a minute!
Miriam: *has left*
Ben: Oh well. I gotta go too.
Aaron: What... no!
Ben: I'll be back next episode.
Aaron: Oh... ok.
***LOST***
Aaron: You forgot the other part.
***KIDS***
Aaron: Ok. see you kids next week!

I've been on spring break.
So, what did I spend my time doing?

Lots
Of
Super
Things.

I've basically been on LOST forums, watching my LOST DVDs, joining new LOST forums, and writing a LOST fanfic.

Am I obsessed or what?
Well, maybe not, the numbers aren't tatooed on me (yet).

But it seems like it's going that way.

If there was a LOST energy drink, I would be drinking it right now.
Darma-Cola is the best!

Namaste everybody.