Episode 2!
The Cliffhanger!
Aaron: Soooo.... what were we talking about?
Ben: I have no idea.
***FLASHBACK!!!****
Ben: Yes Aaron... I am your Father!
Aaron: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
***End of Flashback....***
Ben: Thanks alot island.
Aaron: Oh yeah, now I remember.
Ben: Yes... I am your new father... that's what I do, I claim to be people's father.
Alex: Hi dad.
Ben: Hi Alex... now where were we?
Aaron: I don't really get how you can be my father...
Ben: Well... I'm not really, but your father and I look similar.
Ben: See?
Aaron: Wow... that's close.
Ben: Maybe I'm your uncle.
Aaron: Like.... Uncle.... BEN!?
Ben: Take responsiblity in using that title on me.
Aaron: Well... can I can you... Uncle Linus?
Ben: I hate my last name... it reminds me of a penuts character.
Sawyer: Hows it going Lucy?
Ben: It's Linus! I mean... Ben.
Sawyer: Sorry Zep.
Ben: Zep?
Sawyer: I actually have no clue where that one came from.
Aaron: I SAW that one coming.
Ben: What?
Aaron: What's happening, why did I say that?
Smoke: It is I! whiiiiiiiiiisp!
Aaron: Smoke... is that you controlling me?
Smoke: Eh... you got meh son.
Aaron: You are so weird sometimes, I'm glad you don't kill anymore.
Smoke: Well dats da ting I was bout to talk to you about.
Sawyer: Hey if it isn't Smokey Robinson.
Smoke: I can kill you ya know?
Sawyer: *gone*
Aaron: Where did he go?
Nadia: Hey Smoke.
Aaron: Nadia? Where's Cindy?
Nadia: How should I know?
Aaron: I thought you two were in a relationship now.
Nadia: She is so retarded sometimes.
Smoke: Lik I was sayin.
Aaron: Yes?
Smoke: My cousin Sanjayia Mala...
Cindy: Hey Aaron, Hey Smoke... hey... you.
Nadia: What is that supposed to mean?
Cindy: You know what it means...
Nadia: God, I hate you!
Cindy: Why do you hate me!?
***Flashback woo- you can too!***
Cindy: You want to give me a dollar?
Nadia: I don't have money, we're on an Island!
Cindy: No Dharma Dollars?
Nadia: There's no such thing.
Cindy: How bout a normal dollar then?
Nadia: Is everyone on this island crazy!?!?!?!
Margo: Paisley!
***!kcabhsalf***
Nadia: And that's why.
Smoke: Uh... scuse me.
Cindy: That is the worst reason ever, you are retarded!
Nadia: No... you are!
Cindy: No you are!
Nadia: No... you *passionate kiss that lasts half the episode*
Cindy: There, now shut up.
Nadia: Yes ma'am!
Cindy: Now lets go, you can buy me an Apollo bar.
Nadia: I'm on it.
Smoke: Oh my god... wat was dat?
Aaron: ...
Smoke: Are you ok Aaron?
Aaron: Holy crap dude.
Smoke: ... yes, two chicks is very hot... now let me finish.
Aaron: kay
Smoke: I was at American Ido...
Aaron: I mean, they just started arguing and then they were like...
Smoke: Yes, I get it... let me speak.
Aaron: It just came out of nowhere.
Smoke: *throws Aaron off a cliff*
Aaron: *Grabs cliff as he falls.*
Aaron: What... wth man!
Smoke: Shut-up next time *leaves*
Aaron: Hey Uncle Ben... are you up there.
Ben: I told you not to call me that.
Aaron: Help me up!
Ben: I've got to go put a rabbit to sleep... see ya latter.
Aaron: Aww crap! Is anyone up there!? Might as well end the episode... see you kids next week!
***LOST.........KIDS***