Hahaha....nevermind what I said about posting a review on EVERY single episode...(sweats, nervously) That seems like too much work...yeah.

So, I have a whole complete website now, dedicated to helping you find almost every SpongebobxSandy link possible!
http://spongebobsandy.tripod.com/
I actually spent about three hours constructing it, so I'd appreciate some feedback :D

Thank you all, and love!!

by Meg Treez

I've decided that I'm going to write a review on EVERY SINGLE EPISODE, starting from season one. So where better to start, than with the pilot episode?

Review:
Definately a work of genius, and very boldly put out in public. From what I've heard, "Help Wanted" wasn't actually aired until much later in the show, due to copyright issues. Of course, this was when the show was new...fresh and untainted. Stephen Hillenburg had a blank slate to start from, and I personally think he started out very well. Spongebob had a very confident air about him throughout most of the episode, Squidward and Mr. Krabs seemed to hold each other in a higher respect...it's like Christopher Paul Curtis said..."Familiarity Breeds Contempt". If you note in the later episodes, Mr. Krabs and Squidward don't get along quite so well as they did around the beginning of the season.
This episode was incredibly humorous (I'm not going to be professional when I say that...I mean I literally fell over laughing) and very smart, and well planned out.
My personal rating on this episode...
10/10

My NUMBER ONE argument is this; Spongebob is NOT gay There is no POSSIBLE way. Stephen Hillenburg said he is Asexual. That means you can reproduce with/without a mate. Which means, basically, neither sex.

My NUMBER TWO argument is this; Spongebob has a crush on his squirrel friend, Sandy. This is not my personal opinion; it is fact. I have TONS of material evidence to back me up on that.
FOR INSTANCE...In the Spongebob Squarepants survival guide by Spongebob Story writer, David Lewman, page 58, "How to survive a secret Crush"Spongebob says many things, before he slips up saying that he has a crush on Sandy.
Now since I've never seen this, I'm not going to say it's actual material proof. But I've HEARD that on the season 1 DVD set, Stephen Hillenburg actually confirms that he has a crush on her.
Take another instance; Spongebob Squarepants episode "Sandy's Rocket". In the beginning of the episode, he BEGS and BEGS for Sandy to let him come on the rocket to the moon. You know, where they'll be ALONE together for who knows HOW long...but you know, that's just MY opinion ;)

If you really watch the show, you'll see it, too. If you don't believe me, start spouting off reasons that he's gay or doesn't have a crush on her. Trust me, I'll be able to counter ALL of your crazy reasons. Whatever they may be...XD

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