Not to make it sound like a Sesame Street song. I'm sure if I'd read all of your comments, my mood would have lifted... but I didnt, until now, and I think it's too late. I just had a really bad day... and now I feel crappy for moaning and complaining about it, but really I think it might help. :P

Had to get up early for work (again) and cut myself shaving... twice. I hate that. Grabbed the bus to work and had to sit next to this sketchy old guy.... got to work, and everyone had a bagel except for me. Then the retarded seagull made an appearance( his name is Thomas, and he can't fly) and I had to donate half my lunch to the "Feed Thomas" offering plate, because I had forgotten to bring a separate donation. Don't ask. THEN... um... oh. We had to split the kids into groups, and I nearly got put with Liz, my stalker (she sent me emails over the winter saying that she'd made a voodoo doll out of me and was planning on microwaving it when she got home). Luckily I got out of it, but Will and Ethan got stuck in the Skiff (really crappy boat without reverse... basically a 25hp motor on the back of a dinghy) and Ethan started b*tching at the AHI (Acting Head Instructor), Lukas, that he always had to take the crap jobs... so Han, Liz (different Liz), Doug, Will and I just sort of stood off to the side ignoring them.

Eventually we got out, and started having this awesome water fight (which was totally fun, cuz we kept stealing the kids' bailers, ddespite the fact that my foot hurt and my shaving cuts hurt like hell) when our boss Bil, who everyone hates, came on the radion saying that it was sailing school, not boat racing. Then Will replied, "Bah Humbug" nad got "sent to the office" Then out motor blew up (literally- little fire ball and all) so we had to get towed in and separated... I ended up on the Skiff with Will, Ethan, and Han, who was in a b*tchy mood and pissing everyone off... in between listening to Will complain about Bill and Ethan complain about Lukas (he's Jewish and Lukas is 100% German, so that worked its way in too) I got to steer the boat to avert three collisions. Zephyr's tiller snapped off and I got to juryrig it together with some medical tape I had in my pocket while they moaned...

Then I went home to take a bath and try to relax, but the nozzle thing on the faucet snapped off halfway through and sprayed water EVERYWHERE in the bathroom... cleaned it up, went to get a drink, and spilled milk all down my shirt.





OY.