Well, at last I know. There is no munchkin hanging himself in the Wizard of Oz. It's in fact a bird, a crane to be exact.

My unanswered questions: If you swallow a burp does it turn into a fart? Can you put a gay man in a straight jacket? Do they have burglar bars on christian bookstores? Why is there a top line on paper if we never use it? When people say, " I'm so tired it's not even funny" or "my head hurts so bad it isn't even funny" why would it even be funny in the first place? Do coffins have lifetime guarantees? Why do numbers on phones go down, when numbers on calculators go up? If hooters became a door to door service, would they have to change their name to knockers? If the sky is the limit, what is space, over the limit? Can you make a candle out of your earwax? When french people swear do they say, " pardon my english"? Aren't the "good things that come to them that wait" actually the leftovers of ones who have got theirs? Can a fire truck park in a fire lane? Can it be cloudy and foggy at the same time? " cute as a button" is that supposed to be good, since when is a button cute? Can you breathe out of your mouth and nose at the same time? Why did yankee doodle name the feather in his hat macaroni? Who was the first person who looked at a cow and said," I think I'll squeeze those dangly things and see what comes out." ? Who was the first person to say," see that chicken over there..... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of it's butt."? Do illiterate people get the full effect out of alphabet soup? Can you get cornered in a round room? In that song " she'll be coming around the mountain" who is she? Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate? Can mute people burp? If a fork were made of gold would it still be silverware? Why isn't chocolate a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are vegetables, why isn't chocolate a vegetable? Do they have girls bathrooms in gay bars? Why is it when we talk to god we are praying, but if god talks to us , they put us in the looney bin? Why is vanilla ice cream white, when vanilla extract is brown? If something" goes without saying," why do people still say it? Ever notice that if it's 'the mario brothers' then mario's name is mario mario? Goofy is a dog and so it pluto, yet goofy gets to drive a car, play golf, hang with mickey, and live in a house. While, pluto who is also a dog, lives in a doghouse, wheres a collar, and eats out of bowl. Why? Daffy duck does not where clothes, yet when he gets out of the shower he wraps a towel around himself after he is done drying. Why? Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway? What is the speed of dark? Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand? If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know? If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words? Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack? Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing? Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing? Why do "tug" boats push their barges? Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there? Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting? Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"? Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected? Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites? Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things? Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds? If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it? If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right? Why is bra singular and panties plural? Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead? Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase? How come abbreviated is such a long word? Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one? Christmas oxymoron: What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?