Hey guys, I'm back! :D I'm still alive. I'm bord so I made a 'Best Of One Tree Hill' countdown, which have my favorite episodes in it:
Best of One Tree Hill: 1. It Get's the Worst at Night- (Lucas is talking to the girls from Honey Grove at the Prom) Lucas: So nobody has a fatal heart condition? And a father who was purposly set on fire? (The girls all shake their heads) Nathan: You have fellow ****ates who are married right? Wife's pregnant, got married as Juniors... (The girls all shake their heads again) Brooke: So I started the clothing line after Peyton and I shoplifted my designs back and got arrested. Girl: Arrested! What did your parents say? Brooke: Oh I haven't seen my parents in like a year! I live with my friend Rachel. She's so funny, she's had all this plastic surgery and she just got suspended and now, shes kind of missing. (the girls all look amazed) Mouth: Have you ever had your heart broken? Girl: Yeah! I think that happens everywhere! ______________________________________________ Lucas: Now we just gotta find Mouth. Chris: I'd ask a cop if I were you guys. Skills: (sarcastically) Right.We just go up to the first cop we see and say "hey,have you seen our friend,Mouth." Chris: Why not, it's a small town ... exc (Chris runs oover to a cop) Nathan: Keller! Chris: Top of the morining Officer Friendly. Skills: Shut up have you seen our friend kinda goofy looking kid, big lips, spikey hair. 2.Every Night Is Another Story- (The low fuel light comes on) Peyton: Oh, my God... Brooke, didn't you think to put gas in the car? (Brooke looks at Haley) Brooke: Answer the question, Brooke! Haley: (gets out of the car) Hey, Peyton, pop the trunk. Brooke: Peyton, don't listen to her! It might be a trick! (Peyton pops the trunk anyway) Haley: (pulls out a gas can) Great... it's empty! I saw a gas station about a few miles back, if I'm not back in an hour; tell my mom I loved her. Brooke: Don't you mean Nathan? Peyton: I'll go with you. Brooke: What about me? (Peyton locks the doors) Brooke: Peyton... come back! Someone might come... Haley: You did remember to crack a window didn't you? (Peyton and Haley laugh) Brooke: Come on, you guys, I'm scared! _________________________________________ Nathan: Wait, your name is Thing? Thing: That's right! Thing. Thing 1: Yeah! And I'm Thing 1! (Lucas turns to the third guy on the car) Lucas: And let me guess... Thing 2! Thing 3: Thing 3. Because I'm the third. 3.All Tomorrow's Parties- Nathan: Actually, I play better when Dan's there. Lucas: What? Some kind of twisted good luck charm? Nathan: No, more like a gun to the head. _________________________________________ Nathan: Yeah, very funny Lucas. Your a** is still sleeping on the floor. Haley: Surprise. I switched rooms with Lucas, I don't have to sleep on the floor do I? Nathan: How'd you manage to switch rooms? Haley: Well believe it or not Bevin "mastermind" maskey arranged the whole thing. Nathan: (whispers) Come here. You have any room in there for me? Haley: I thought you'd never ask. (Nathan jumps in the bath fully clothed) NATHAN!! haha. Come here 4. Pictures of You- Haley: Okay, pregnant girl on the roof. (Skills laughs) Skills: Come on now man, we had a deal, no early deliveries. (Haley laughs) Haley: Alright. Skills: Now, check it out. You're gonna love this view. It's the **** Haley: Wow. This view really is the **** __________________________________________ Bevin: What do you plan to be in 10 years? Rachel: In 10 years.. I plan to be 28! (Coughs). Bevin: Not at this rate. 5. All of A Sudden I Miss Everyone- (Nathan is showing off a picture of James to Reece and two other girls. Haley comes up behind them.) Reece: Oh my gosh Nathan your baby is so beautiful. Nathan: He is, isn't he? Haley: Hi, sorry can we just have a second. Reece: Congratulations. Haley: Thank you Reece. (The three girls leave.) Haley: Um, we need to go home. Nathan: Why, what is it? Haley: Because I know we promised we wouldn't do this but I called just to check in on the baby and Deb's not answering the phone, there's no busy signal, there's no answering machine and she's not answering her cell phone either. Nathan: Ok ok, let's not freak out ok? It doesn't mean my mom's not on top of it. Haley: Your mom the former drug addict, attempted murder who dropped a loaded gun in the café? Nathan: Wouldn't hurt to check. Haley: Right. ______________________________________ Deb: The two of you are driving us crazy. Haley: The two of us? Nathan: I might have called a couple of times. Deb: (to Nathan) 6 times. Haley: You crazy obsessive parent. Deb: (to Haley) You called 8. 6. Resolve- Nathan enters the weight room) Nathan: So how naked do we have to get? (Skills laughs) Skills: See I knew you would come around. _______________________________________ Nathan: (walks inside) Did the closet explode? Haley: (tries to zipper up the dress) Oh... How do I look in this? Nathan: Is there a right answer to that question? Haley: (gets frustrated, flings a dress to the ground) Well none of my dresses fit anymore! 7. Prom Night At Hater High- Lucas: I like the red dress. Peyton: You would! It's Brooke's. (Peyton throws dress on the floor) Lucas: Why do you have it? Peyton: So she doesn't! ________________________________________ Mouth: I heard you got expelled. I'm sorry. Rachel: My parents are flying me first ****and meeting me on vacation. Finally I get to spend some time with them. It's just I had to get kicked out of school to do it. Again. Mouth: Maybe that's why you do it. Aren't you gonna say good-bye to everyone? Rachel: Yeah... Bye Haley, here is the tutor key I stole. Bye Nathan sorry for almost getting your uncle killed. Bye Lucas sorry for actually getting your uncle killed. Bye Tree High... really sorry about the whole time capsule thing. No, I think I'll spare everyone the goodbyes... Mouth: When you leave? Rachel: Booked a flight tonight. Mouth: So you won't be going to prom? Rachel: Don't look so sad! You'll barely notice I'm gone when you're dancing with your hot new girlfriend. Mouth: She broke up with me. Rachel: I've always hated her! You okay? Mouth: Not really. And now I have to go to prom alone. Rachel: You won't be there alone... I've told like five guys I'd go with them. 8. Some You Give Away- Haley: (role-playing) My name's Rachel, and I'm a dumb*** who's failing calculus, and I really like to hit on married guys. Rachel: See? Fun. Kind of like when I slept with Nathan. ****, that was good. Brooke: Okay. Peyton here. I like to steal boys, but I'm afraid to tell them how I feel. Peyton: Speaking of stealing... Hi, I'm Brooke, and I stole my friend Peyton's artwork so I could put it on my clothing line, and I never even said thank you. Brooke: Okay, Peyton here again. Have I mentioned that if you love me, you're probably gonna die soon? See mother one and two. Haley: Brooke! Bevin: Hi, I'm Rachel and I have red hair. _________________________________________ Rachel: I don't know about the balloon, but this blows. When am I gonna ever need to know this? Haley: I don't know. Probably when you're failing calculus and want to graduate. Oh wait, that's right now! 9. I Will Dare- Mouth: You know, Skills, you could always keep him. He could be your first pet. Skills: Man, I'm not bout to keep some creepy looking turtle, dawg. Besides, caged up ain't living. He need to be free. Skills: There you go. Fergie: You realize that was a saltwater turtle right? __________________________________________ Peyton: Hi, can we have five pickled eggs please? Haley: So I had an idea, why don't we just get a picture of you eating one egg and then tell them you ate five. Peyton: Haley James Scott, we don't cheat. Haley: Well you did with Lucas. Peyton: Don't make me smack you! 10. Truth, Bitter Truth- Haley: The big deal is that first of all, you did not thank me for helping you with the CDs. Third, you ate all the brownies. Anna: Actually I had a couple. Haley: That's not the point! Brooke: Haley is right. The point is that I've been deceptive. It's not so much that I've lied to anyone's face! It's more about what I didn't say. Haley: Oh, okay. There is a big difference between a lie and a little white lie! Brooke: Really? Haley: Yeah! Peyton: Okay. Wait, what white lie? Haley: (to Peyton) Nothing! Brooke: Haley lied to Nathan! Haley: Not exactly! Brooke: Yes, you did! Peyton: About what? Haley: (to Peyton) Nothing! Peyton: Haley!? Haley: (to Peyton) You know if we are talking about bad bahavior, you might wanna sit this one out! Peyton: (to Haley) What is that supposed to mean? Haley: It's supposed to mean that Peyton is the one you should look at. Not me! Brooke: Why? She is not the one who is acting like a perfect little Stepford wife! Anna: (to Brooke) Why are you picking on Haley? She's throwing us a slumber party! Brooke: (to Anna) Actually she was throwing us a slumber party and you just butted in! Peyton: Brooke! Leave her alone! Brooke: Why?! Haley: (to Peyton) What are you gonna do, snort her? (to Brooke) And I didn't want this slumber party and you wanted it for yourself and you know it. Brooke: Well at least I didn't lie to my husband about hanging out with Chris! Peyton: Woah! Haley: Well, Peyton did cocaine with that Rick guy! Peyton: Haley! Brooke: What!? ___________________________________________________ Brooke: Hi, I'm Brooke. We haven't officially been introduced, but you're dating my ex-boyfriend and I'm sleeping with your brother so it looks like we have a lot in common. Anna: Yeah... Peyton: Brooke. Brooke: Oh, and you're Peyton's new best friend. Sorry, I forgot that part.
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