Learn Chinese In five minutes!!!
(Please read these out loud, it helps)

He's cleaning his automobile - Wa Shing Ka

This is a tow away zone - No Pah King

Is there a fugitive here? - Hu Yu Hai Ding?

Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni

Your price is too high - No Bai Nut Ding

Did you go to the beach? - Wai Yu So Tan?

I bumped into a coffee table - Ai Bang Mai Ni

It's very dark in here - Wai So Dim?

Has your flight been delayed? - Hao Long Wei Ting?

I thought you were on a diet - Wai Yu Mun Ching?

They have arrived - Hia Dei Kum

Your body odour is offensive - Yu Stin Ki Pu

I got this for free - Ai No Pei

You know lyrics to the Macarena? - Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?

Stay out of sight - Lei lo