I am going to take over the world. I shall start by destroying each country's government and erecting naked staues of myself all over the globe. I shall enslave you all and keep certain very special ones as my personal playpets. The world shall be my dominion and I shall cast it in eternal darkness and all of you shall subsist off of mushrooms and Kool-Aid. In time all of you will develope excellent night vision and each grow a set of wings. Thanks to Darwinism of course. And when all is said and done, I shall destroy the weak and weakminded. instilling strenghth into my new race.

AND YOU SHALL WORSHIP ME AS THANKS FORTHE WONDERFUL LIFE I HAVE CREATED!!!