So I'm at the mall when a friend calls me up and tells me if I want to go drinking with him around the park(Golden Gate Park). When I get there who do I find? noe other than my own EX :o . I imediately thought it was going to be awkward since we hadn't spoken since saturday. So I just said: "Hey waz up?". We talk afor abit yea yea so anyway my friend who calls me up comes out of nowhere and says hi to me. THen starts making out with her. Now it was really awkward, and I told him: "did u call me up just to see u make out with her?". He didn't give a straight answer and my EX was laughing at me. So I just said whatever and took off. Because of what happened I started to drink alone in the park talking about my problems to pigeons :(. Yea it was a pretty pathetic sight.

Few minutes later I see Freshman girls (2) from my school and ask me what the time was. One of em recognized me and said: "hey weren't u at so and so's party?" . I said yeep yep and we talked. Theynoticed the smell of alcohol, and I was smart enough to contain it in water bottles ( I brought enough for 5). Theyasked me if I wanted to trade the alcohol in exchange for some "activites" with me. This was my inital reaction: :| :shock: :D :twisted: . I figured I knew what they were getting at (keep in mind I haven't fapped since last friday! Thats along time!). They said if I was willing to be part of their film and then i thought meh f*** this boring sh*t. Then they said it was going to be a porno! :shock: . In my shock I said no thanks. :x Bad move! I stopped them and said alrite where are we going. They threw a condom packet at my head and told me at the park itself. Was a bit worried we'd be caught, but that idea was making it all the hotter :twisted: We found a spot behind bushes and I really didn't know what to do. Keep in mind I was already a bit wasted so it was abit easier. It was hard, like ur being forced to do something yet I was completely willing. I'll skip the graphic details/ few awkward funny moments. I returned home and by this point I'd completely forgotten my EX. I was happy :)

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And I will answer...don't be shy I can take it :oops:

I broke up with my GF couple hours ago...*sigh* :cry: She tells me the whole story that I'm not there enough (I think seeing her at least a few hours everyday is enough) + I was pretty loyal except for the the incident she doesn't know about when I was camping, but it was fair game:D. She (her names Grace btw) too cheated on me with a close friend of mine :evil: yet I still put up with her. We were doing fine until our argument on 4th of July. Although we were only dating for about a month we've known each other as friends for 6 yrs. so that month we were together felt more like a year . She also told me I never listen, we should see other people etc. I kind of saw it coming but not this soon and especially after we planned on going on a trip, just the two of us. Sheduled tomarrow! Grrr:x rite nao I'm mostly upset and feeling down...

Too many TOS' I'm paranoid *looks around shaking, sweating, mumbling to self* they're comin after me!....Nah I'm just kidding I don't care if I'm banned.

Relevant to your interests: I lost my old penis and I'm looking for a replacement

Is this one of the best games shows or what?

BTW how many of u hate me :P *random pic*

1.What is your best friends Dads name?

No idea to be honest

2.What body part(s) do you hate?

Feet, not my thing

3.Have you ever been completely alone with a girl in her bedroom?


Yes, many a times (though half of it were just with friends the other well... ;) )

4.Have you ever made out in a kitchen?

Yep, leaning on the table. Wish it could have gone farther than a makeout though :(

5.What body part do you wash first in the shower?

Whats important *looks down*

6.Do you have any piercings?

Brow, toungue and on my ears

7.Do you have any tattoos?

Nope, I should get a gang tattoo though :P

8.Is your driveway steep?

Don't have one

9.What's your favorite flavored Pringles?

They'e all good

10.Have you ever been tied up?

Yes in a nonsexual situation though (we were kids okay!)

11. What was the worst thing you ever got grounded for?

Alrite, this is long one...Last year I was out with some (3) friends who racing each other (note: these were ordinary cars in no way expensive) allong a loongg street with abunch of curves. Anyway, one crashed, my friend was okay, but the car was busted. A normal peron would do something about it, but we were young, and stupid so we were really wasted, by the time the car crashed. We left it there and walked for almost a mile along ocean beach (beach facing the Pacific in SF) happened to find a familiar group of kids at a bonfire (San Francisco has a small # of youth). Already drunk and sweaty and thirsty as hell we sat and took some water. I took a small hit of "grapes". Hung out with them for about 2 hours played "games" at 2 AM. We got a ride but they left us in the middle of nowhere by a rave party :P. We stood outside of it waiting for a cab/ thinking what to do next. A man comes up to us and invites us in if we bought some ketamine :shock: . We said "alrite" and entered. Now this was my first time to a rave and I gottsto say it was pretty wild. Colors, prostitutes, trance, sweat and feeling like throwing up all at the same time. My friend passed out and we took him to the bathroom to freshin up. He was pale, lip purple, eyes dilated, cold sweat. We were worried, and there was two guys next to us inside a stall giving head, so the enviornment was NOT helpful + it smelled like piss and vomit. We gave him water and he woke up, choking, so we carefully took him out of teh party. In the street cops stopped by because we were acting really strange (bad move) They spoke to us and my frind who passed out vomitted almost on the cop. They questioned us and took us in when we could barely answer questions. I had some ketamine and some MDMA pills. From here I had to go to court, but thankfully got probation, had to get good grade, got a cuurfew for six months and did community service at the ER. Then my parents killed me, and got even more infuriorated when they found out that we left my friends cars back there. Good times 8)

12.Have you ever had two dates in one night?
No, but I've dated two people at the same time.

13.How many times have you been cursed at?

Lol, many

14.Which shoe do you put on first?

right usually

15.Do you drink orange pop?

Meh I prfer grape

16.Do you have a Facebook?

yes

17.Have you ever had any friends with Benefits?

Maybe


18.If you have a Facebook, who wrote on your wall last?

Prolly a friend

19.And the last wall you wrote on?

*added since the person obviously forgot to make a 20* 20. What time of day do you prfer sex?

I like 8 pm right before it gets dark or really late at night.

21.Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep?

Myself :)

22.Have you ever had a song written about you?

No

23.If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets or your towel, which would it be?

Bedsheets, cum stains are embarrassing when having a girl over

24.Have you ever found anything in your parents bedroom that was questionable?

Surprisingly, no

25.What was your childhood nickname?

Vxiel, where do u think the name came from :lol:

26.
When is the last time you played the air guitar?

never played

27.Have you ever peeked in the opposite sex's locker room?
I was curious in middle school ;)

28.What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving?

Umm...well I was with my Ex-girlfriend few moths ago and let's just say were having fun on the highway and she dived 8)

29. Paper or Plastic?

U can do more "exciting" things with plastic

30.How do you normally eat your Oreo cookies?

shove em' in

31.Favorite piece of jewelry?

Tounge, it enhances the xperience if u know what I mean

32.How many drinks does it take before you get drunk?

A lot, developed tolerence

34.What was the best year of your life?

2003, when I was discovering the possibilities of my body

35. Any strange phobias?

Cutting off fingers or penis :|

36.Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?

Not an object, and not stck up my nose more like feelin- nevermind...

37.When's the last time you threw up?

Last sunday, bad hangover

38.Have you ever called your love interest by another girl/guys name?

Yep I called my old GF Azula by accident (that's 3 people I called Azula :x I must be obsessed)

39.
Have you ever gotten caught sleeping while on a date?

Oh yea

40.Have you ever played naked Twister?

Sounds like fun I would def. play, then go on a orgy rape spree :|

41.Have you ever been drunk at work/school?

Yes and most of the time it was embarrassing

Yet another stolen Survey 8) *cough*sorryAKB*cough*

Name: Just call me Vxiel or Av :)
D.O.B: 1990 all I'm sayin'
Birthplace: San Francisco

Current location: San Francisco
Height: 5' 7"
Eye color: Dark Brown
Hair color: Black
Right or left hand: right
Zodiac sign: forgot what that is
Fear: losing my penis or ODing
Weakness: My geni1als
Best physical feature: Prolly my penis not pr0n star size or anything special just average but hey I like it :)
Overused phrase on IM: lol
Bedtime: 2 am, later if I'm out
Most missed memory: 90's
Favorite color: Black
Favorite food: street food or Indian
Favorite sports: Soccer
Favorite animal: Chupacabra
Have you ever been in love? I think its actyually starting to happen unfortunately *sigh*
Have you ever been heartbroken? no
Have you ever been cheated on? yes
Have you cheated? sadly, yes many a times :(

Last person you talked to? Firend
Last person you hugged? Don't remember

Last person you kissed? new girl I've started seeing
Last person you smiled to? prolly the mirror :P
Last time you cried? Maybe when I was 12
Last time you smiled? Today
Hot dog or Hamburger? Hamburger
Blowpops or Tootsie pops? Blowpops pops
Ranch or French Dressing? Same thing
Appetizer or Dessert? Appetizer
Would you rather golf or play tennis? Tennis, hot chicks ;) + Golf seems too elitist
Go to the movies or on a picnic? Movies
Coffee or Tea? Neither yuckk
Do you have an inny or an outty belly button? inny
Wax or Shave? shave
Windows open or AC? Windows open
Rather be the driver or passenger? Driver
Ever driven 12 hours or more in a car? No
Fly or drive? Drive
Do you beleive in Unicorns? I did on shrooms
Do you believe in Heaven & Hell? Nope, I'm atheist
Think we've ever really been to the moon? Maybe 0_o *holds conspiracy tin hat*

What was your worst subject in school? Chemistry
What is your least favorite bill to pay? Phone
Would you donate blood? yes
Would you donate a kidney? yea (some good in me after all)
Swimming pool or hot tub? hot tub= naked fun times
Camping or stay in a hotel? I guess camping since its wilder
Ever been on a canoe trip? No
Ever been bungee jumping? No
Jeans or sweats? jeans
What is your favorite holiday? Christmas
Do you have any tattoos? no
Do you have any piercings? On my tongue, brow, and ears don't wear them often though
Have you ever done anything illegal? Yes, hundred if not thousands of times
Have you ever dated anyone ugly? No
What is your favorite season? Spring

What do you look for in a partner? Humor and sexyness
What is a sexy feature on a guy/girl? Cute face, decent body, funny personality
What 's the one country you visited outside of US? El Salvador
Where are the 3 places you would like to visit? Russia, Brazil, Saudi Arabia
What's your favorite cartoon? Too hard maybe Avatar :D
Do you find yourself funny? My humor is unique/ immature :P
Have you ever peed on a dirt road? yes
Have you ever kissed a pet in the mouth? yep
Have you ever lied to a bf/gf/lover? *sigh* yes :(
Have you ever played outside in the rain? I love doing this
Have you ever done somthing you regret? Yes
Have you ever been close to death? many times
Bush or Clinton for president? c1ittnn' C Wat I did Thar
Have you ever flashed someone? yess :lol:
If Dora and Minnie Mouse had a fight who would win? Dora would b***h slap Minnie and start raping her :| .
Do you think your attractive? Yes, but then again doesn't everyone
Have you ever peed in a pool/lake? Yea :P
Do you have siblings? 1 bro two sisters
Do you have a best friend? Yes
Can you keep a secret? Yes

Have you ever broken a bone? No
Have you ever cut your own hair? I did when I was drunk once with a machete :|

Have you ever had a stalker? Once, I thought it was sexy at first then got outta hand
What is your ringtone? Ding Dong song :lol:

Have you ever kissed a picture? when I was little
Do you like to play dress up? I used to love it
Have you ever thought about what people would say at your funeral? He died so young...
M&ms or skittles? Skittles, tastes better w/ the munchies ;)
Do you have braces? Nope
Do you still watch kiddie tv shows? Mostly for the lulz or when I'm on something w/ friends. Avatar's an exception.
Vampires or werewolves? vampires
Are you easily amused? Yes
Have you ever sung karaoke? Yes
Did you answer this survey truthfully? I serioulsy did. Survey's are the only time when I'm really truthful.

I went off to go camping with a friend and 5 girls+hot ones might I add :D It was epic and it felt like it lasted for months. One girl in particular caught my attention. She was really hot ( curves, good tan, nice rack 8), cute face etc.and *sigh* I'll be honest I'm pretty shallow so I overlooked her personality, all the make up she wore, humor, and slight dumbness. She had a boyfriend back where she's from (Los Angeles) but of course that was only made it more challanging :twisted: The first night started off with all of us skinny dipping :D in a warm river (I struugled to maintain a flaccid state btw). We hung out there for a few hours until hordes of mosquitos arrived :x. We really got to know each other more the day after when we all got lost :P for about 6 hours... I'll skip all the details (cuz I'm lazy)and skip to Friday. That day we all got wasted and had a big pillow fight and I happend to stumble upon this girl from LA (meaning I was on top of her. It was kinda awkward but instead of diverting attention or looking away I looked at her like a lion watching a deer, after just staring at each other for a few minutes our smiles got more serious and I was wondering where this was going. Worried I was going to ruin the moment I didn't think twice, but dived into her face. She giggled and said it was worng but something in me kept going. She gave in and I was happy the next day to wake up next ot her. I skipped the details since it got sexually graphic and harcore. I must've came twice since her boobs were sticky and I saw my condom. As hoped she also didin't have a butter face without all the make up in fact she kinda looked the smae :P Then, I felt guilty for about 10 min. then I was happy, then felt sore down south and then euphoric again. Ahh how beautiful life is...

Anyway,
My grades came in and wow they suck :|
Health= F *passed with a fake note :P :|*
European Literature= C (teacher was semi-crazy/crackaddict no joke)
Economics= C
Art= A :-D
Russian= B
No Math or Science :D btw.

Spain beat Germany which meant I partied, after patying at the Gay Pride fest yesterday (Yes I'm straight, most people actually just go to get wasted and/or coked out i.e. me :P ) So now I'm basically worn out.

As you can see coming from an endangered species, I have noticed how all their are indeed hidden creatures in our sanctuary. I mean seeing one in my home one night digging up my trash like a racoon, stole about three days worth of garbage and hid in some rocks. So I saw the tree whic suspiciously kept staring back at me. It ried to give me wisdom, so I just chopped it down. Cut off the head and put it in the bathroom where I can seeJeff Goldblum. He always watches me do my business. I flipped the channel only to find Spongebob having mutual homsexual playtime with a finger or maybe it was Aang? Well after going to the park with some friends we ate and then I couldn't help it.

So I came, blew a huge load in my pants and then it left me the one thing that made me a man flew away from me in the panic I was sucked back into the vortex where I could hear ants marching in the grass. Journeyed colored paths down the streets and found myself in bed, naked.

Tear em' apart! and slice throats...8)

All of this happened on the same night, last night to be precise. So, after my first Grad party became an epic failure, I was looking forward to this new one our class planned out. I met up with friends @ 6:00 and we showed up to the party pretty early (it doesn't get good till 10). It alll went okay/boring for some time (we were on the computers )until crowds started showing up at 11 and the energy was rising . I was planning on getting it on with someone who I failed to at prom. Then I found her, but got cock blocked at this point I was already hyphy. About 30 min. later I met with her and some of her friends at a hot tub (skinny dipping ) Well I wanted to be a good sport (+ I was past caring) and joined them . We talked and lol'd, and she took h*lla hits of ecstasy. All went well and I took her to a room completely out of it I managed to open the condom and begin what I set out to do. I felt it coming off and rubbing strangely ten minutes into, I checked and found a tear . Just then, a freshman comes bargin' in on us with half licked whip cream on her nippes (It was getting pretty wild). She says the neighbors heard all the noise and complained, the cops were rounding people/kicking them out. My heart being on MDMA was beating fast and in the chaos/without thinking grabbed my boxers & shoes and jumped out the window and landed in the hot tub (thank goodness). I knew another cob bust on me would be the end of me so I hopped the fence, got scratches and managed to escape. After going around the city for 45 min half naked at 3 am I felt sh*ty but when I made it home it all felt more like an adventure. While I was running by the way I witness a guy outside a bar getting his head smashed in the pavement. I didn't sleep all night and here I am typing will crash in bed soon

Stole this survey from someone :D

1. Do you like chinese food? sometimes

2. How big is your bed? there's room for 2 ;)

3. Is your room clean? kinda

4. Laptop or Desktop computer? desktop

5. Favorite comedian? maybe George Carlin

6. Do you smoke? occasionally

7. Does anyone like you? IRL, yep. Dunno about here

8. Whats the sexiest thing about Condoleeza Rice? Do Not Want :x

10. Sleep with or without clothes on? boxers

11. Who sleeps with you every night? Most of the time me

12. Do long distance relationships work? Sometimes

13. How many times have you been pulled over by the police? Twice. Got off easy first time, other time I was arrested and got six months probation + curfew

14. Pancakes or French Toast? Pancakes

15. Do you like coffee? nope

16. How do you like your eggs? scrambled

17. Do you believe in astrology? No, but I read it anyway

18. Last person you talked to on the phone? friend

19. Last person on your missed call list? other friend

20. What was the last text message you received? "cool, thnx"

21. McDonalds or Burger King? I eat McDonalds more but prefer Burger King

22. Number of pillows? one

23. Last thing you ate? maybe pills last night

24. Last thing you bought? pills :P

25. What are you hearing right now? Drunk/Cracked out couple yelling at each other (it always gets noisy here)

26. Pick a lyric? "Come on baby light my fire..."

27. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich? strawberry

28. Can you play pool? Getting better at it

29. Do you know how to swim? yep

30. Favorite ice cream? Cookie Dough

31. Do you like maps? Sometimes

32. Tell me a random fact: I'm actually a guy :shock:

33. Ever had a hard on at work? A few times :D

34. Ever attend a theme party? yep

35. Ever do a keg stand? oh yeah

36. Craziest place you've slept after a night of drinking? In the park handcuffed to a dude :|and a hot chick on top of my legs

37. What is your favorite season? summer

38. What is the first music video you ever saw? The first I can remember was California Love

39. Pick a movie quote: "Mary, I desprately want to make love to a schoolboy!"

40. Favorite quote: "I like people who shake other people up and make them feel uncomfrotable"

41. What is your favorite hangout? Friends House

42. Best friend's name? Can't say that sorry :)

43. How long have you known them? Bout 4 years

44. Last time you laughed at something stupid? This morning

45. What time did you wake up this morning? Pretty early (which is unusual)

46. Wake up next to anyone? A few times :D

47. Best thing about winter? Snuggling and messin' around

48. Name a couple of favorite colors: Black (even if you don't consider it a color)

49. How old are you? 17

50. What month is your birthday in? October

51. Do you think pirates are cool or overrated? Don't really care for them

52. Favorite Dave Matthews Band song (if you have one?) Who? :?

53. What are you doing this weekend? Grad party

54. Who will take this survey ? I just did