Before I go into detail about Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End, I have to be as kind as to try to brighten up your day. Okay, maybe you haven't had a bad day today, but it can always get better, right?
I found this absolutely hilarious video yesterday on you tube. You HAVE to watch it! It's 'the official Supernatural drinking game (Hardcore edition)'. See, even the name sounds just so funny, you'll have to try it out. You don't even have to drink, just watch. You don't have to be into Supernatural, it's still hilarious. Seriously, it's got to be one of the funniest vids I've seen on you tube in a loooooooooooooooong time. It's definitely worth 4 minutes and 35 seconds of your life, so go see it.. NOW.
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Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
Mood after the movie:
Rating:
Uhm.. That was.. Uh, how do I put it...?
5 hours later
What the hell just happened? I'm still.. puzzled. Did I love the film? Did I hate it? Honestly, I have no idea. I'm just so mixed up right now.
Firs of all, I LOVED 'Pirates if the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl'. It's got to be one of my favourite films of all times. 'Dead Man's Chest' movie was a disappointment to me. I guess it's cos the first one was so great. The third one... the jury is still on that one.
To say that PotC: At World's End is big is an understatement. It certainly is a spectacle. Loads of nicely done special effects, great humour (mainly cos of Johnny Depp of course) and more action than your brain can comprehend.
One thing that really threw me off was the fact that everybody was backstabbed at some point of the film. Mind that, everybody did some backstabbing too. Where's the loyalty people!? I think it's great that all the characters get a chance to shine, but when you give all of them some bigger than life mission/an own plotline, people are bound to get a bit overwhelmed. It's really difficult to watch a movie where you can't be sure of anything. I honestly can't even remember who betrayed who, at what point and to what purpose. If there's anybody who can tell me that, you're my hero!
In my humble opinion there was just too much of everything in the movie. It seems that at some point somebody just decided to include every idea anyone ever came up with in this movie. "Let's throw in some Asian guys, a sea goddess with a freaky love interest, all of the main characters' daddies, some crabs in disguise and sh*tloads of really mean Brits." "Good idea, let's do that Bucko!"
But what disappointed me the most was the ending. Why did they kill Will!!!??? I know most of you guys adore Johnny Depp in this movie, but for me Orlando Bloom is the one. I dunno why. I don't find him THAT attractive and I enjoyed watching Viggo Mortensen more in LotR, but Orli's just awesome in Pirates. I was sitting there, in my chair in the movies, thinking "NOO!! They did NOT just do that! WHYYY?" Why couldn't the writers have had Jack become the captain of the Flying Dutchman? He was obviously interested in the perks that that position would have given him. Why separate the only two people (will and Elizabeth) who've stuck together all this time and so obviously belong together? I don't get it. I would have preferred that they'd built a house somewhere and settled down and had a kid.. (Which brings me to an important point, DON'T LEAVE BEFORE THE CREDITS END. THERE'S AN EXTRA SCENE AT THE VERY END) I mean, Pirates is a Disney film after all. It did add a lot of drama though and I absolutely loved the look on Jack's face when Will got his heart pierced by the sword of Davy Jones. I'm still really bummed out that they killed Will. B*stards.
In defence of At the World's End, I have to say that where as in 'Dead Man's Chest' I really felt like I was sitting in the theatre for 3 hours, the three hours spent today watching 'At World's End' felt much shorter. It really keeps you in it's grasp and the continual surprises keep you going "wow, now ANYTHING can happen".
If you've seen the first two pirate movies, this one is a must.
If you're just randomly picking out a movie to watch on a rainy Saturday evening..... well... remember to ring your brain and if possible borrow one from a friend to be sure you'll be able to process all the information.
I'm feeling generous (even though the movie messed with my brain), so 3 stars!
WOnky
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