My Fellow Americans, I stand before you tonight and tell you this one truth, I am not a Crook. I'm also not Richard Nixon, so I'll stop with the funny stuff. To be honest, I am not anyone famous, I am a normal person. I could be your neighbor, your best friend, that weird hobo that eats sandwiches and lives in your doghouse for all you know. Do you want to know who I truely am? Then get my e-mail address and find me. (they're watching me, always watching) But seriously, I'm not mental or anything. I just try to be funny a lot. Sometimes I'm a riot, sometimes I cause a riot, but I never stop. E-mail me if you want and we'll talk about anything. I love animation and I'm the only person who knows it all, from Futurama to the Flintstones.